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Political Simp

A Political simp is a someone who posts something political to gain bias from a group of people
EX:

**Company Posts Black Square**
Jimmy~ Omg X is being such a Political Simp

EX #2:

**White Girl Posts Black Square**
YEEYEE~ This bitch a liberal YEET
by M80 Gaming June 16, 2020
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political synergy

Collusion - secret or illegal cooperation or conspiracy, especially in order to cheat or deceive others.
The Trump campaign offerred political synergy with the Russian government.
by Katthew December 7, 2018
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politics and chill

When you go over a partners house to have sex and politics is playing in the background
"Hey you want to politics and chill"
"What can I do"
"Anything you like just make sure it's legal we got Donald trump watching"
by Lah December 4, 2015
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Political humanist

Noun

an outlook or system of thought attaching prime importance to equality among all races, religions and economic standing rather than religious ideology or political and financial gain . Political humanist beliefs stress the potential value and goodness of human beings, emphasise common human needs, and seek solely rational ways of solving human problems.
by Wake minded gowk July 23, 2016
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Miniskirt politics

A method of drawing people to a political viewpoint by displaying attractively dressed women who endorse the view and spout the propaganda.
The Republican party uses a lot of miniskirt politics. They have women in miniskirts run TV talk shows to get people to listen.
by The drawer December 7, 2011
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Political cockroach

Someone in politics who is weak yet somehow manages to be really difficult to get rid of. They have no loyalties or convictions and will change sides at the drop of a hat. As soon as the winds of power shift, they suddenly find themselves on the other side. They often leverage their position to parasitically leach off higher powers, usually for massive amounts of money.

Examples throughout history include:
-The Eastern Client Kings of the late Roman republic (Lydia, Thracia, Pontus, Cappadocia, etc.)
-The Boyars of 15th century Wallachia
-Qatar's government
Ariobarzanes III of Cappadocia is such a political cockroach.
by cool boy1838 January 13, 2023
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Mythical Politics

Mythical Politics, also refered as Political Mythicalism, Supernatural Politics, Political Supernaturalism or even as Mythicalism and as Supernaturalism, is a political movement and ideology that advocates mythicals (supernaturals) should participate of politics such as create political parties and even create mythical countries. Mythical politics usually advocates socialism, classical communalism and extraphysicism, and focused on counter speciesism and awtokism. But there is also right-wing mythical politics, that advocates neoliberalism, conservatism, bioconservatism, speciesism denial and awtokism denial.
"Mythical politics are going to be part of the politics of 2020's, since no one has thought on mythical politics before 2020's."

"Mythical politics shows that even supernatural and mythical beings can be subdivided into left-wing and right-wing."
by Full Monteirism January 2, 2021
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