toss ones cookies

the art of vomiting so hard you shit your pants from the extreme use of force. Mainly victims toss ones cookies when smelling certain scents, or seeing some raw and deeply insanely disgusting shit.

Jackson: Oh shit bruddah, what have you done to the house?

John: I shit on the ceiling, my bad dawg

Jackson: "Toss ones cookies all over the floor"

John: Nice ;)

by Mar_vin213237 October 17, 2022

bang the ones

fighting in any form

yo lets bang the ones you punk bitch

by eweffkhrrg December 24, 2008

to put (oneself) yourself out there

A verb complex used in a dating concerning context, which means to give other people and yourself a chance to get to know somebody who might be dating material. This can include being open to new types of people, to not judge directly and not think about the fact too much and just to let it happen.

A: I will never have a relationship/someone/soulmate etc.

B: You just have to put (oneself) yourself out there!

by innilagrand June 20, 2018

Catch these ones

A phrase a ghetto white person typically named Liam, Colin, Noah, Kaitlyn, Abigail, or Sarah would use when trying to be big bad and tough.

“You tryna catch these ones?”
“What is you waitin for?! Is you gonna catch her ones or nah???”
“Pull up you fag you’re gonna catch these ones.”

“If I hear you talking shit imma make sure you catch these ones. PERIODT!”

by factmachine December 30, 2019

Onesie

A self rolled spliff that is the size of a rollie cigarette, using one regular sized rolling paper/skin.

Dave: Is there any weed left?
John: Nah man, not even enough for a onesie.
Dave: :(

by Kempernol January 14, 2008

oneshot

Used often in First Person Shooters when someone acheives a one-hit-kill.

Guy1: Dude, I totally one shotted that guy
Guy2: Bro, that was me.
Guy1: Lol

Guy1: Did you see that oneshot I just got?
Guy2: No, I was worrying about saving my own ass.
Guy1: Lol

by I Am EpicFailGuy January 11, 2009

oneal tool

an imcompetant asshole, usually a male in the oneal junior class, who's life is so vapid they feel they must resort to quazi-analyzing the relationship of the only reasonable females in their grade for entertainment purposes, jealousy or an attempt to prove their apathetic nature to other males, which in reality is found lacking.

Nick, weston, and mike are the ideal oneal tools because their lives lack individuality and excitement, and therefore they feel they must all joke about the only reasonable girls in their grade, so that their relationships with each other are classically strengthened by putting others down.

by FATJANET February 18, 2004