by Negeoslayer November 8, 2016
Get the Ms scalesmug. A size scale for Men to measure obese people beyond a size 2XL, also known as a "Tub". This scale (in increasing size) is read as follows: Tub, Super Tub, Poncho, Mega Poncho, Moomoo, Megamoo, Blanket, House Blanket, Ludicrous Blanket, Circus Tent.
Common Tub Scale incidents
Customer: "Hi, do you have any of these Joe Montana jerseys in a size House Blanket?"
Associate: "No sorry, we only carry jerseys up to a Megamoo. You'll have to try Tom's Portly & Wide. They have apparel up to Ludicrous Blanket.
By age 21, Terry was up to a Mega Poncho, and had to purchase two airline tickets for himself if he wanted to fly somewhere.
Rob was disappointed with the blanket selection at TubMart. He simply couldn't find an appropriate hawaiian blanket.
Bruce was embarrassed to find he got burger stains on his brand new Super Tub Hoodie.
Customer: "Hi, do you have any of these Joe Montana jerseys in a size House Blanket?"
Associate: "No sorry, we only carry jerseys up to a Megamoo. You'll have to try Tom's Portly & Wide. They have apparel up to Ludicrous Blanket.
By age 21, Terry was up to a Mega Poncho, and had to purchase two airline tickets for himself if he wanted to fly somewhere.
Rob was disappointed with the blanket selection at TubMart. He simply couldn't find an appropriate hawaiian blanket.
Bruce was embarrassed to find he got burger stains on his brand new Super Tub Hoodie.
by Megaddon January 17, 2010
Get the Tub Scalemug. The scale of the intensity of the need to expel a "running-induced crap." 1 would be slight abdominal pain; 10 would be an explosion capable of setting the sky on fire.
"I was so humiliated when I hit a 10 on the Ricter scale at the last mile of my long run. At my running buddies bought me beers afterward to make their making fun of me bearable."
by AP Styles August 8, 2009
Get the Ricter Scalemug. lame-no scale the scale in which a person/s or thing/s
lameness is judged on being from 0 to 10
0 being not lame and 10 being absolutely lame
lameness is judged on being from 0 to 10
0 being not lame and 10 being absolutely lame
person 1: that trick was so lame a baby could do it
person 2: yeah that was at least 7 on the lame-no scale
person 2: yeah that was at least 7 on the lame-no scale
by the last mad scientist October 10, 2011
Get the lame-no scalemug. john: you ok?, dave: sad face, john: ohhh right, dave: just sad face, john: you n that damn face scale
by kyranist July 19, 2011
Get the face scalemug. 
A scale for rating how crazy a person may be, this scale can be any increment or measurement, but the higher the KT score the more crazy a person could be.
"Bro, you can't go out with her again, she's like a 50 on the KT Scale. I bet she's a lizard human or refers to her pets as "Kids"."
by GingerBeardHuman April 11, 2022
Get the The KT Scalemug.