Grease Sweats

When you eat so much greasy food that you're body actually replaces your sweat with grease.

Cooper had a wicked case of the Grease Sweats after eating a whole bucket of KFC.

by Dave Dees June 30, 2011

Gurgle Grease

Another term for water, has flavored, sparkling, and fermented variations

Origins date back to the earliest humans drinking
See also; Ol' Splashy, Some moist

Bro I'm so thirsty!

Want some Gurgle Grease?

Hell yeah! I love me some moist.

by Thin_Mint_Oreo January 26, 2022

Grease Drill

Where you don't bathe for 3 days or more and then proceed to have hot rough sex with the oil from your skin as lubricant

Dang dawg me and that bitch camped out for a week, didn't shower and I grease drilled her with my slick cock.

by M401 September 10, 2011

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Grease Bunnies

Term for a female that prefers dating or having sex with mechanics

"Dude, every since I became certified as a mechanic I've got grease bunnies all over me"

by Zorina August 14, 2021

grease grubber

someone who eats with excessive speed or is incredibly messy in consuming food. also, someone who eats food at any given chance or takes food from another without permission

Everytime Andy gets out of my car, there are always crumbs in the backseat. He is such a grease grubber!

by Hitlist 2 October 18, 2008

Grief grease

Tears used for cranking it

We're not together anymore so I used all of my grief grease to launch a hearty wad

by Rob the stallion November 26, 2020