sort glass

to sort glass... see glass sorter for a more indept definition.
basically a way to call someone retared or something to say after someone does a particularly retarded act.
"way to sort glass you moron!"
by Shinigami Dani July 24, 2003
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Rose in a glass

The term “rose in a glass” does in fact refer to just that, a silk rose in a glass tube, purchased in bulk from vendors in China. The rose, however, is incidental, because it’s the glass that serves the purpose as a crack pipe. Often bought alongside a Chore Boy, wool pads that you would normally use as cleaning pads. The chore boy is used as a filter between the rock and the users mouth.
I surprised my girlfriend with a rose in a glass, who would have thought such a small token of my love would have brought her such joy. She is very careless and clumsy, she cracked my gift after having it less than an hour. As I watched her grab a can of her favorite soda to console herself, I handed her another "Love Rose". "Be more careful with this one my dear," I said. "I only have 34 more." "Then I don't want this green one," she lamented. "Roses aren't green, they're pink, or white, or red." I handed her three of each color, like a glass bouquet. "It must have taken you so long to find so many," she said. I told her that I collected them for her over a period of time, picking up one or two, three when I felt adventurous. "Was it love, or did it feel like a chore?" she asked. I said, "I do what I do out of love, I am not your chore boy." We spent a rare night filled with the kind of joy that only small gifts can bring. Think of the wonderful feelings of comfort and security a box of love can bring to a couple who appreciates the smaller things in life, who live clean, and love to share a blast together.
by jdrako August 18, 2013
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Glass sword

Sword of instant death in the Ultima universe, a CRPG series. Sword breaks upon use killing the victim instantaneously, rendering it useless afterwards.
Dude: - "I'm gonna break this game by getting false coin and buying a bunch of glass swords."
Guy: - "That's cheating dude"
Dude: - "They're in the game, how is it cheating?"
Guy: - "..."
by Universal man of mystery August 29, 2010
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Cracked Glass

- Phrasal Expression

1. Glass is cracked
Cynical expression which originates from the metaphorical "glass-half-empty-or-half-full", positing that it matters NOT "whether the glass is half empty or half full" as the glass is "cracked" and therefor prone to "leaking". (i.e. Pessimism versus optimism is irrelevant).

- Noun

2. Failure; Cynic (person)

3. Impossible situation or cause (action)
1. "I think the glass is cracked on this one, guys ."

2. "Don't even bother. She's a cracked glass."
by Toño SG September 10, 2009
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off glass

Girl, did you see those rims spinning, off glass.
by suga October 15, 2003
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Transitional Glasses

Glasses that change from normal glasses to sunglasses according to the amount of light in their location. Mainly worn by autistic, karate-fighting kids. Often accompanied by a head-strap to keep the glasses on in physical circumstances (eg. karate, bullying episodes, etc). Also worn by douchebags that like to wear sunglasses in the winter.
Person 1: Hey, who's that kid hiding under his coat with the transitional glasses?
Person 2: Oh, that's Davey. Don't bother him or he'll hiss at you.
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Glass of Milk

A “glass of milk” is used to describe a hot white chick that is bad. While all girls can be a snack, a “glass of milk” narrows it down a bit. You can add other words like “thick” or “tall” to decribe the girl even further.
Guy 1: “oh shit did you see that tall glass of milk over there?”
Guy 2: “yea man she so fine
by Lil Keet December 30, 2017
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