Benches

A stupid question asked by Dawson Kennedy and answered by Will Jackson

I love benches

by hugjgv March 21, 2018

Bench

A type of person who prefers doing it in the car than in bed, frugal yet spends a lot to his/her partner, and a loving person overall

He is doing the bench again. He's such a bench body. Why can't everyone be a bench

by BenchBody June 08, 2021

Bench

Somebody who is cold, hard, possibly dirty, and only exists to be used by other people. Substitute for "b*tch".

"Son of a bench!"
"I've already seen that meme, bench."

by lkfddfgofdngdfg June 15, 2019

Bench

Governmentally sanctioned places of public seating.

Person 1: Look at Rover he just pissed on that bench!!!
Person 2: My taxes!!!! Not my taxes!!!! My taxes have been urinated upon!!!!!

by Space Wrangler July 14, 2021

Bench

Something you can sit on

Jill:”hey bill look at the cool bench”
Bill:”that’s a nice bench

by Jill.32z October 11, 2018

Bench

Something that you choose not to do

That assignment the teacher gave us is a bench

by Mans like MJY March 24, 2021

professional bench warmer

You’re so good at warming that spot on the beach that you might get a d1 scholarship.

Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.

by Kiwidude April 04, 2023