The all-purpose excuse for knowing something that's really none of your business. Used primarily to avoid accusations of Facebook creeping.
Sally: ...and then we talked on Facebook for like two hours and he said we should meet up soon.
Megan: oh yeah I knew that!
Sally: How? Were you Facebook creeping?
Megan: uhh no, it was on my news feed.
Megan: oh yeah I knew that!
Sally: How? Were you Facebook creeping?
Megan: uhh no, it was on my news feed.
by brems November 15, 2009
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To tell a fabrication in such a way as to be ridiculously transparent; misleading; doing one thing, and purposely mislabeling it; bold face liar
Don't pretend that's as low as the price gets,I know the blue book value of that car, and its about three thousand less than what you want, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining! or I saw you kiss her, thats not how cousins kiss, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining!
by Sabrina Burton September 11, 2008
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Get the Squat on my bedpost mug.to get somebody to call you, you're line as in the phone where you talk to someone, usually used a lot on Facebook in statuses where people will want them to call them at night.
Person 1 Status- Aye, who tryna get on my line tonite?
Comments -
Person 2 - Oh me, what's your number
Person 1 - Imma inbox it to you.
Comments -
Person 2 - Oh me, what's your number
Person 1 - Imma inbox it to you.
by DMVHipster April 15, 2011
Get the get on my line mug.When you try to start a conversation with a girl and she makes it awkward or stops it. Kind of like a cockblock but in conversation form.
"Hey, what 's your favorite food?"
"Oh, I don't know"
"Stop Pissing on my shit!"
"Oh I got that guy's digits!"
"ohk??"
"Why do you always have to piss on my shit?"
"Oh, I don't know"
"Stop Pissing on my shit!"
"Oh I got that guy's digits!"
"ohk??"
"Why do you always have to piss on my shit?"
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