deer

An animal that will run at mach 6 when it hears a leaf crunch, but dosent give a shit when a steel can of death (car)
is rolling towards it at 90 miles per hour

Deer suicidal or some shit?

by buddy retard July 4, 2020

deer plow

In Michigan usually; when a line of cars are tailgating (generally 3 or more, no more than 25 feet apart), the front car is the deer plow. The general theory is that the deer will get spooked or hit by the first car, thus ensuring the rest are safe from hitting them.

Fuck! No matter how fast I go, these assholes are making me the deer plow!

by WizardRob November 1, 2021

Rain deer games

When girls in a friend group play jokes on other people.

Them bitches be fuckin with that ho playing rain deer games

by Tiger goat February 23, 2018

Southern Deer Stomp

The act of forcibly putting the heel of a high heal shoe into one's anus repeatedly.

Pete owed money and got southern deer stomped by Steven.

by Sven Zryak April 27, 2019

idaho deer hunt

When a man is about to cum but he holds it back then procedes to chase his girl around the room trying to splatter her with the semen.

I went on an Idaho deer hunt last night, I shot the wrong one.

by Roarxd420_69 May 4, 2017

Deering

Deering: To Deer
To pick apart fresh things callously.

The Chad imposed himself and started "Deering" your new relationship.

by President Brisbine July 23, 2021

water deer

a mix between a dog and a deer that usually has vampire fangs and kinda looks retarded

mike:kyle why do you look so much like a water deer
kyle:...

by =======. October 1, 2019