norm cruz

someone who's being a STUPIDFACE and doin' some bad shit even tho he's smarter than that.

Norm Cruz is smart, but not right now.

by Colee March 19, 2004

Norma-Jean

The fugliest goof crack whore you'll ever meet. Even Brags about sucking cock for rock. If she's done it for you, your member has already turned green and fallen off. If you see her coming, head to the other side of the street so you don't catch anything.

Norma-Jean is such a cracker goof she tried to suck my dog off!!!!

by shitbanger March 26, 2011

nord

someone who enjoys food more than pussy and will pack a lip to be cool

dude go get that ass...haha yea right its nord

by alexanderrr August 2, 2007

Norm

a normal persomn who is imortal like me stupid norms!

Those norms worship there god and think they will live forever!

by megan June 22, 2003

Nordic Skiing

A sport that although requires people to be very fit, requires no skill at all nor does it require one to have any balls. It is for people who want to ski but are too afraid of going 40 mph down an icy mountain. Unlike downhill skiers, nordic skiers cannot do tricks off of big jumps, cannot ski fast through deep powder in the woods, and cant huck off of cliffs. Nordic skiing is not real skiing. This is only when talking about male nordic skiers. nordic skier girls are hot and sexy and need to keep doing what they do.

bill- damn did you see those girls in that spandex? they were all sexy as hell.

jim- yeah thats the girls nordic skiing team. they stay in really good shape.

by VT skier May 24, 2009

Nordic Skiing

A type of skiing that requires no skill. People join this sport if they suck at sports because Nordic skiing is easy. All of the losers join this sport if they want to Ski but arent good enough to do Downhill. Wusses also join because they are afraid of going 30-40mph down a steep hill.

Stuart: "Hey guys, lets go downhill skiing"

Riley: "Sorry, man I have no skill so I'm going to go Nordic skiing."

Nick: "Yeah, I'm a wuss and not tough enough to do Downhill so I'm going with Riley."

by StuartZ February 6, 2007

nord

The end result of excessive drink and below average intelligence.

The LORD beckons you, put down the glass, lest ye become NORD, and bla bla bla

by Anonymous February 19, 2003