ye wee nonce

An insult commonly said in a Scottish accent.

Oi shut up ye wee nonce.

by Manchester is shit December 1, 2017

Cryptographic nonce

A pedophile who is skilled in encryption and code-breaking.

A cryptographic nonce was arrested but released because his laptop was password-protected.

by gcsnelgar September 15, 2016

Nonce nugget

Someone that inconceivably doesn’t determine his or her personality by continuing their persuit or being a life long knob.

“I talked to Ben yesterday he was such a nonce nugget.”

by jrice2401 August 18, 2018

National Nonce day

May 1st , a day where all nonces and pedophiles alike gather to celebrate their join interest in kids.

Hey Tom , I heard your dads celebrating National Nonce day!

by Okbarry April 28, 2020

The Nonce Protection Services

The NPS are the most catastrophic group in xbox live history boasting a record of 721-0. They also pioneered Joe into a worldwide meme and also the lego star wars phenomenon

The Nonce Protection services are mad fer it

by Accringtonia March 15, 2020

Smelly Bitch Nonce

A Smelly Bitch Nonce has a small penis and loves to suck toes

Joshua: Wow that kid Adam Griffiths is a fucktard!
Daniel:Yeah he's a Smelly Bitch Nonce.

by AdamGriffiths=Nonce November 5, 2020

Big Boned Nonce

Fat Pedophile

Hi!
Get out me swamp ya big boned nonce
imma shank your children mate cuz am a big boned nonce

by NibberFlaggot December 18, 2017