deuce and a half

A woman that weighs in the neighborhood of 250 pounds.

She's at least a deuce, probably a deuce and a half.

by Bill August 19, 2004

dropping a deuce

Instead of doing the #1 (to take a piss), doing the #2, hence the "duece".

Your mom's potato salad was fantastic! Now I feel like dropping a deuce.

by arvsft May 31, 2006

dropping a deuce

The act of taking a dump

Hey bro, I was just "dropping a deuce". So if you value life put a gas mask on.

by Bob Is Boss November 19, 2013

dual deucing

when two mobIle solution employess go and drop a deuce together in the mall while racing and trash the bathroom

justin and rami were dual deucing at 3 oclock

by yzmur May 22, 2004

Baked Deuce

To get high while taking a shit.

Matt is notorious for leaving a stench in the bathroom when he takes a baked deuce.

by Randy Felcher June 19, 2011

Beer Deuce

(be-er duse)When eating any pizza topped with sausage and drinking a mug of frosty beer and the sausage falls into the beer portrying a turd nugget in a toilet bowl.

Anthony:"Pass me a slice of that sausage pizza fool."

Mark:"ok.... Oops i dropped a Beer Deuce."

by kushkiller909 June 20, 2011

Deuce in the Kitchen

Expression used to denote or indicate a severe or critical situation arising.

We got a deuce in the kitchen! All our web sites are down and were losing a ton of money!

by Darth Chubb September 22, 2011