A system for moving as many people through New Jersey as fast as possible. Separates into Eastern and Western spurs to and from NYC, going to the Lincoln Tunnel and GW Bridge. Serves as I-95 until it passes South of Philly, continues through the Southern tip of the state. Compare to the Garden State Parkway, a system for bringing as many people to as many different places as possible.
by magnalbatross October 17, 2006
by Candice February 27, 2004
A Drama infested rathole town located in Monmouth county where 95% of the people and kids are 2 faced backstabbing snobs and enjoy starting drama. 75% of the population is jewish 15% are italian that think they are better than everyone, and the other 10% are misc. cultures. the town is seriously messed up with the crowd of kids that are present ranging from the random druggie and punk kid to the party all day no successful future "popular kid". The school system is absolutely ludicrous and is an absolute laughing stock for the amount of money spent in taxes in this scum ridden town. most of the people are down right jackasses who treat each other and act like a bunch of animals. rt. 79 seems to be the divider between high society and working/middle class (with the exception of the piss hole development across from the newer middle school which is also working/middle class) however most people have no class and are jerks regardless of the side of rt. 79 that they live on. as a kid in this town, if you want to be successful in life and take life, education and similar values seriously you are un popular and uncool. if you are a borderline alcoholic by the time you are in the 10th grade & smoke weed and chew tobacco well then congratulations, you are popular. In a nutshell this town is filled with two faced dirtbag people who have no regard for others. it is a disgrace between the amount of drugs that circulates between the town's kids and the amount of taxes that people pay.
John: Hey Bob how have you been
Bob: alright how about yourself?
John: i'm good. I haven't seen you in a while
Bob: well i moved to Marlboro, New jersey
John's thought: well that figures, he always was a 2 faced dirtbag. and come to think of it, so were his kids
Bob: alright how about yourself?
John: i'm good. I haven't seen you in a while
Bob: well i moved to Marlboro, New jersey
John's thought: well that figures, he always was a 2 faced dirtbag. and come to think of it, so were his kids
by MarlboroSucks! January 20, 2012
by Gaycie May 26, 2020
the only place where you can find both the fakest ppl you'll ever meet and also the best ppl your elver meet. The only town that doesn't pay attention to any other sports then soccer and basketball.
by Chill girl November 23, 2016
The act of smoking marijuana and receiving a handjob from a relative while sitting on the top of a hill in a farming community. For added pleasure they snort a bump of cocaine as they climax known as Bump Cumming.
Alex: "man you and your brother left the party pretty early last night, where did you guys go?"
Frank: "Oh yeah we went up to apple pie hill and watched the New Jersey Sunset."
Alex: "oh, ok man. Did you bump cum?"
Frank: "dude, you know I always bump cum"
Frank: "Oh yeah we went up to apple pie hill and watched the New Jersey Sunset."
Alex: "oh, ok man. Did you bump cum?"
Frank: "dude, you know I always bump cum"
by StonedWhiteKid May 26, 2016
Mike: Hey Tony, did you take care of our noisy friend?
Tony: Yea, I sent him on a New Jersey Vacation.
Tony: Yea, I sent him on a New Jersey Vacation.
by Bernie_Bro_2020 August 09, 2017