mushroom farm

The workplace. The place where they keep you in the dark all the time and feed you shit constantly.

I woke up one day and realized that I work in a goddam mushroom farm.

by another guy named steve June 20, 2012

High Mushroom

The action of hitting the tip of one penis with the tip of another penis.

Like a high five with dicks.
This often triggered by glory hole confusion/misuse.

I tried to use the glory hole, but ended up high mushrooming another dude.

by Johnny Dickfingers August 23, 2016

touching mushrooms

When two men are having sex and at the point of climax put the penisses together and ejaculate into each other's urethra's

Hey jack want to try something new in bed? Yeah what about touching mushrooms?

by Jigglydick September 13, 2019

Mushroom Man

A man who has a wholesome and healthy interest in fungi.

"Have you seen the Mushroom Man? He is really cool, and I met him at church"

by Good christian boy January 31, 2023

Southern Mushrooms

That sweet smell having sex with a redneck girl

Damn that bitch was like rolling in southern mushrooms.

by Kat Fitch April 14, 2022

Bukkake Mushroom

Get a group of males and 1 female. All the males will cum on one of the males dicks and then the female will suck it off.

Chad- Bro, you wanna join us in a bukkake mushroom?
Brad- Bro, as long as y’all don’t cum on my dick I’m fine with it.

by Bigboilikesturtles May 21, 2019

mushroom stab

To fuck someone with the tip of your dick

I mushroom stabed jessica and she was begging for the rest of it!

by Wordman283 November 26, 2015