You're girlfriend dies and after a week of the greiving process you and a friend go and steal her corpse. Because you want to be together forever. So first you sew all of her orfices, so her ass, eyes, vagina, and mouth. Then you leave her outside for about a week. If you're lucky it'll be in the summer were it's warmer.
Then on a crisp cool night you goto the body. Get in the oral position cut open her vagina. Have your buddy step on her stomach. Then eat up what comes out.
Then on a crisp cool night you goto the body. Get in the oral position cut open her vagina. Have your buddy step on her stomach. Then eat up what comes out.
Friend: do you want to go grab a bite to eat?
Me: no I'm still full from all the munge from last night.
Me: no I'm still full from all the munge from last night.
by Radical Pirate January 01, 2018
To be used in romantic or sexual situations or used to describe them: Munge - any romantic or sexual action ranging from holding hands to hot steamy anal sex.
Can also be used as an insult or a root word
Can also be used as an insult or a root word
by CommanderMitch November 30, 2023
The word munge is an extremely clever word only used by high class individuals. Munge is simply an synonym for tasty, fresh or delicious. The word has inspired the author Shayne Topp to write many wonderful adventures like: "The Return of the Munge", "The Munge Strikes Back", "Temple of the Crystal Munge", "Top Munge", and "Paul Blart Munge Cop" whick as well should only be read by people with money and a iq over 500.
by Mungeman69 June 07, 2018
Placenta and/or afterbirth that is squeezed out of a new mother's body immediately after giving birth.
Man, you should have seen the mung bullet that flew out of that lady when the doctor started squeezing on her stomach. It looked like a horror film.
by Burtimus G March 10, 2022
The delicious final food product resulting from successfully munging. Must be eaten immediately from the churn to be considered munge butter, otherwise it turns into munge fudge.
by A-froe June 30, 2017
After losing the brutal munge session, Jim was left with the psychostench of munge mustard on his mustache.
by Psychostench February 23, 2024