beautiful mule

Someone who is second prettiest

Wow she's really pretty but only a beautiful mule.

by notfancy March 1, 2018

heat mule

Women dressed for the sole purpose of luring some poor unsuspecting chap into their lair of dispair. Often times, there are layers of flesh bursting forth between the fortifications of the belt line and the "belly" shirt. This, however, is not absolutely necessary for one to earn the rank of Heat Mule.

El Cielo is a good place to get hunted by the heat mule.

by Shacklyn Knight April 5, 2004

Mule-tilated

kraked softwarez received via the e-mule peer-to-peer sharing system

I got some warez today, the serialz have been well mule-tillated and you can operate pro-gratis

by Garry Ladd July 28, 2005

It’s like being licked by a mule

The state of being so taken aback; as if you had been licked by a mule.

Holy shit bro dat rack has me feelin’ floored. It’s like being licked by a mule.

by The deplorables July 27, 2022

MULE

Opposite of a ‘GOAT’ (Greatest Of All Time)

MULE:

Most
Underwhelming
Likeness
Ever

That guy aint the goat, that’s the mule

by fvngvs July 12, 2025

Mule

Homely women one coerces into sexual congress to satisfy long standing sexual frustration, usually at 2:00 am after 7 shots of tequila

Pedro took that mule home last night and in the morning hid in his own closet till she finally left.

by Sixgun March 11, 2018

mule tool

Fryy on Uldamin in World of Warcraft

Dude your a mule tool

by Deziken October 14, 2009