Giz Muffer

The occupation that involves wiping off the glass in a nudey booth after a customer gizd all over it.

After paying for a little time in a nudey booth, Bob gizd all over the glass and made the giz muffer clean it up with a smile.

by Porch Monky 4 Life April 9, 2007

twat muffler

Vagina, twat, snatch, cunt, pussy, mound, cochie, bitch

Silence you twat muffler!

by T.O. Spazz April 3, 2015

muffed

to be ugly or unattractive

"Man, that girl is muffed!"

by Ricky Perez October 21, 2003

muffler

one who joins in the act of muffling, or the stimulation of the females vagina using ones tonge, also called a carpet muncher

gee sally, what a muffler tom is, i could here you all the way down the hall! (sally glows)

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

muffle monster

A huge muff on either a male or a female.

"Man, did you see Nicole's muffle monster?"
-or-
" `70's porn has a lot of muffle monsters in it"

by Caitlin-B May 3, 2005

Mufflering

A man who farts up his nose while auto-fellating himself usually for sexual pleasure, but sometimes by accident

Ricky is in his room mufflering. I can't believe he can suck his own cock and then farts in his own face to kick it up a level.

by Sir Hampton July 5, 2010

Muffled and creamed

when you find someone sleeping, at home, at a bus stop or even at school, and you have duct tape and cream cheese. You duct tape their mouth shut while keeping their nose open so they wont wake up and put cream cheese all over their face so it looks like they just gave someone a blowjob.

kid at school: "dude lets give him a Muffled and creamed prank! It'll be so funny."

2nd kid at school: "Yeah, I've got some duct tape."

kid at school: "I have a blueberry bagel for lunch and my mom got me some cream cheese to go with it! Lets use it on him!"

by Mityxm April 6, 2011