Type of math used when calculating how much an item will cost you out of pocket after using gift cards and trade in of other items. Usually used to justify a new purchase.
I really wanted to buy these new $200 headphones, but I didn't have the cash. So I used my Morrow Math and figured I could trade in my old pair of headphones and use two gift cards I had and then I would only have to pay $20.
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Each time this question was asked, the mirror would give the same answer, "Thou, O Queen art the fairest of all." This pleased the queen greatly as she knew that her magical mirror could speak nothing but the truth.
One morning when the queen asked, "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" she was shocked when it answered:
You, my queen, are fair; it is true.
But Snow White is even fairer than you.
The Queen flew into a jealous rage and ordered her huntsman to take Snow White into the woods to be killed. She demanded that the huntsman return with Snow White's heart as proof.
Each time this question was asked, the mirror would give the same answer, "Thou, O Queen art the fairest of all." This pleased the queen greatly as she knew that her magical mirror could speak nothing but the truth.
One morning when the queen asked, "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" she was shocked when it answered:
You, my queen, are fair; it is true.
But Snow White is even fairer than you.
The Queen flew into a jealous rage and ordered her huntsman to take Snow White into the woods to be killed. She demanded that the huntsman return with Snow White's heart as proof.
Person 1 : hey granny look in the mirror01 .
Person 2 : why have I got something on my face.
Person 1 : your face.
Person 2 : why have I got something on my face.
Person 1 : your face.
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