The Morris

A standard unit of size (volume) or mass equal to a Morris Oxford motor car.

Normally used to express incredulity at the comic size of an object or feature.

Dude 1: Jesus - look at the size of that guys head....
Dude 2: it's massive - it's a planetoid of a head ... Etc.

Dude 1: it must be at least 0.8 of a Morris....
Dude 2: Way! Maybe even a full Morris - The Morris!
Dude 1: No Way - a full Morris can bend light it's so massive!!!!

by PWO 159 March 18, 2010

George Morris

Unit of measurement of mass, power, amount of food, size, weight.
A mythological creature beyond human comprehension.

Hi I'll have one George Morris please.

Tony consumed a metric George Morris of cans at the weekend.

Police have seized a George Morris of cocaine off the coast of England.

He's a George Morris

by thundercunt101 June 1, 2023

Cass Morris

Cass Morris is my fav eshay bruv and is very cool. If you ever meet a Cass Morris ask them what happened in Cotten on

Omg who is that

That’s Cass Morris
Oh that’s right I have to ask what happened in Cotten on

by Big_b00ty_bl33ps November 23, 2021

Morris

What a Fucking hoe

Morris is such a fucking hoe

by Bessybish November 13, 2018

Abby Morris

fucking hoe little bitch and a big fat ass looking pregnat girl

you are a abby morris

by Andamofo September 17, 2019

Meredith Morris

A very beautiful and unique girl. She is usually the type that you want to be your girlfriend. But she is very to herself and is lonely but loves it. This Meredith that you want tends to want to be single and focus on herself. You have to fight for her always and never be stupid and mess up

Meredith morris; the beautiful woman that is once and a lifetime

by johnstarks3 October 29, 2020

Morris

An ain’t shit dude who gets multiple woman pregnant at the same time and tells lies

Oh he pulled a Morris with Tonya and Gina.

by Hecanlickaleftnut May 5, 2018