The Moose Jaw

The fine art of two gentlemen penetrating one lucky lady's ears (picture: antlers). While simutaneously ejaculating, they punch her in the jaw as she emits a moose call.
Captain delton said to his friends, "the first mate and I gave her the moose jaw last night."
by delton1010 October 06, 2010
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bull moose

A drinking game. Those who are initiated into the bull moose club have to only drink with their left hands. If you are caught with a drink in your right hand, and someone who is also initiated into the bull moose club yells "BULL MOOSE" you are required to down the rest of your beverage.

To be initiated into the club, a bull moose member must fill you in on the rules above, and then you have to chug a beer to pay your respective "dues."
Two guys are at a kegger. Both have been in the bull moose club for years. One of them forgets and holds his drink in his right hand. Other guy says "bull moose bitch!". "Fuck now i have to finish the rest of my beer." the other responds.
by B. Crouse August 15, 2006
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Moose Head

Same action as road head, but instead of the driver getting pleasured their co-pilot, or passenger, gets to receive some scrumptious head from the backseat slut.
While Shane was driving to the river, Kiki leaned over and gave Spencer some moose head.
by BearClaw91 August 12, 2009
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Bed moose

Canadian version of bed bugs.

Generally not a good idea to use around people who are not aware of its meaning, as we all know nothing is as funny if you have to explain it.
Mother: Good night, Stephen, don't let the bed moose bite.
by M_J_Forster March 21, 2007
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Trojan Moose

When a politician outright lies to the public on policy when they know they are going to change position once elected or when the wind blows the other way.
George H.W. Bush (1988): "Read my lips, no new taxes."

George H.W. Bush (1990): "Um... yea.... about that tax thing..."

American Electorate: "WTF? A politician lie!?"
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Sarah Palin (2006): "We need this Gravina Bridge for the prosperity of all Alaskans!"

Sarah Palin (2008): "I told Congress, thanks but no thanks on that bridge to nowhere"

American Electorate (2008): "I'm not falling for this Trojan Moose again!"
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by Gemini8555 September 08, 2008
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Moose-alicous

Someone wonderful,witty and well endowed.Good for behind doors activities..............
by mushroom April 29, 2003
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Moose Milker

A person from Maine who gives moose a handjob until the point of ejaculation; slang term for anyone that looks like they bang their first cousin and is missing teeth.
That guy in the lumberjack shirt and dirty hat is a moose milker.
by Pipe55 March 13, 2010
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