moof

A person who is so dumb that they probably fuck farm animals to get action (i.e. MOO Fucker)

dude, that guy's such a fuckin' moof.

by 12 inches December 2, 2007

Moof

1. Used as an exclamation when somebody is shocked or surprised.

2. Used when someone is upset, similar to f*ck, sh*t, damn

Guy 1: "You know that girl you were going to ask out? I saw on facebook that she's dating your buddy."

Guy 2: "Aw, moof!"

by Trufs February 17, 2009

moof

Use it in the same context as moose, although with the added bonus of sounding acceptable in affection too.

Holy shit, that moof is always pissed.

Ah, poor moof... is there anything you can do without getting hurt?

by dj_monged August 16, 2004

mofie juice

said bodily fluids that leak from a woman's wogenie after sex. It's a mixture of my fluids and your fluids - mofie juice

oh man, I just hate it when that mofie juice runs out all over the place after sex or stores itself for a surprise later.

by PeaceJeepBarbie May 4, 2009

moof

A silly short canadian who's more trouble than she's worth.

Margot is a marauding muffin miscreant moof

by l33tb34r 0|= d347|-| & |)()()/\/\!!!11 August 20, 2004

Moof

Hatty Carver

Hatty Carver is a moof.

by NotAMoof December 17, 2012

Moofing

When you pay for one movie at a theatre but walk out watching two or more movies. Moofing is when theifing a movie at a movie theatre.

Mike and Jessica were caught moofing at a movie theatre.

by mihirchronicles August 28, 2016