Caca Monger

When a dog takes a shit that turns white over an extended period of time and then a monk makes a pregnant women lick the dog shit until she dies

That was a real caca monger I saw

by That Teacher 6969 July 27, 2024

Titty Monger

A titty monger is a person who is horny. A horny bastard. To be a titty monger means that person is a male and looking for some sort of female play.

Person 1: we going out to the bar tn?
P2: yes but alex john and eric is coming.
P1: fuckk Eric is always such a titty monger and doesnt hang w the boys
P2: fr that alc makes him such a monger

by Shoma Tech August 24, 2025

thrift monger

A person who hangs out at thrift stores to buy then resell junk in ebay

Damn, mike is a thrift monger selling all that junk online

by Donnawilllose July 16, 2019

MONGER

When the person is so dumb that you just screw them or apply cover because they wouldn't know any better or the situation is so a no Brainer that you put the cock in between the ears..
It's like a French fry there is nothing you can do about it but put the French fry in your mouth

Or to have sex because she won't care

It's them "monger" and she will be nicer

Shh monger the bitch won't care
You two love each other "monger"
Rings with a stone for my girl, onion rings for my others "Monger" and walk away

by HaloTheHalo August 27, 2022

The Fish Monger

Me and my pal got the fish stripped of any bones and proceeded to rub it up and down our bodies til we were soaking wet with blood and fish oils. Then with a straw we sucked it off each other's bodies. It's over when the first one is sick.

Wow me and my dad just played "The Fish Monger" it was a great bonding experience.

by Steve Jobs 21230 May 27, 2017

Monger

Monger: a cat that is especially chonky
Also referred to as a “chunk monger”

Damn bro I didn’t know you had a monger

by Oasx December 30, 2021

chill monger

Something that is just that cool. Often refers to skiing. "Steezy"

That trick was mad chill monger!

by Twallisch February 24, 2014