mint mobile

The phone provider with a mascot that has more than 8 rule34 results, and 8 results too many

Mint Mobile User: wow I just got Mint Mobile
their furry artist friend: yeah I like it too but we can talk about that later

by xruser January 5, 2022

reich mobile

A large, tall, square SUV which resembles a military truck in Hitler's Third Reich.

I think of Hitler's Germany when I see a Reich Mobile.

by SingingLawyer May 18, 2016

Mint mobile

One of the cheapest and best options when it comes to phone providers if you don't want to have a monthly payment and instead want to pay ahead of time.

I just switched from tracphone to Mint Mobile and it's surprisingly better.

by LizardInACan October 21, 2021

Turd Mobile

A hot pink car that is usually either a small compact car or a soccer-mom van that has number stickers on the front and back bumper AND stickers on the trunk and roof. The typical turd Mobile is shit, hense the name, turd mobile.

Is that your mom’s car? It is so bad it can be considered a turd mobile!

by ThatHuman125k March 6, 2018

Mobile Slipstreaming

Walking directly behind someone so they can navigate and you can stay glued to the screen.

Dude 1 - Hey, are you taking a photo of the chic's legs in front of you?
Dude 2 - Nope, mobile slipstreaming buddy
Dude 1 - Dubious bro, very dubious

by JimBim2 October 10, 2016

mooger mobile

a mobile that moogers drive typically used by shliptokes

a mooger mobile is a car driven be moogers

by shliptoke March 6, 2021

mobile masturbating

When you masturbate in a moving vehicle, may be done as either driver or passenger

Hanging out with my friends got me so horny I did a little mobile masturbating on the way home to relieve myself.

by Tonksalot September 14, 2018