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mooger mobile

a mobile that moogers drive typically used by shliptokes
a mooger mobile is a car driven be moogers
by shliptoke March 6, 2021
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Mobile Device

A portable, handheld 'communication' device (also called a cell phone) - although it is rarely used to actually communicate.
Most commonly used for: texting, sexting, social media posts, check the time, taking selfies or other pics of interest, check the temperature, get directions, track your significant other, write yourself a reminder, check your email, flashlight to get your carrkey in the hole, look up word meanings ie Urban dictionary, see your bank balance, transfer a few bucks to your friend for t
paying your bar tab, ordering UberEats delivery, summoning a Lyft ride, personal calendar, playing games such as Candy Crush while waiting for your friend to pump gas, shopping at Amazon, eBay,Wish, etc....
Jones: "1 checked my mobile device, he's foty minutes late"
Jones' girl: "yeah, he's on Hammer Time.

Betty: "wya?"
Bill: "IDK - I better GPS datshit on my mobile device."

Girl 1: "are you seriously taking a pic of that blank wall with your mobile device?"
Girl 2: "no, hehehe. It's a selfie shot"
(Girl 3 jumps in and photo bombs)
by 2econdly August 9, 2020
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gypsy mobil

A gypsy mobil is a fully working caravan (travellers vehicle) that runs on three wheels and 5 star equipment inside.
Oh wow mate, your gypsy mobil is in mint condition.
by Gyppotraveverywhere August 24, 2017
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mobile divide

What mobile devices really are, devices which divide people by zapping real face-to-face, in-person interaction.
Iguey whipped out his mobile divide, err, I mean mobile device, and made a video call.
by but for June 11, 2018
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perpetuum mobile

A shit machine that never fucking stops, like my hatred for fucking minorities.
Till: Hey, do you saw that perpetuum mobile over there.
Artjom: Nibba, that is fucking illegal (Calls 911)
*Sirens*
*Till gets shot five times in the stomach*
Till: Oh yeah, because of the second law of thermodynamics
Cops: That's right nerd!
*Continue shooting him*
by MeroFerrero July 20, 2020
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bj mobile

Getting a blow job while driving a vehicle. The partner leans over and gives the blow job from the passanger seat.
Oh man, Lacey gave me the best bj mobile last night.
by Dukes2014 April 18, 2014
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mooger-mobile

Chaim's Chevy Bolt EV also known as lexi
I drove in the Mooger-mobile today
by betzok March 17, 2021
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