Mike

Mastadon,mastadons usually have dark greasy hair and sometimes leave mastadon dropping around the house

Mike the mastadon shit in the house

by Cwthethird August 12, 2018

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Mike

Has the smallest dick out of all of his friends, but has a big heart. He is always sticking up for his friends, but his dick causes him to lose girls.

“Damn bro Mike lost another girlfriend because his dick didn’t fit”

by HotGirlHorseRanch123 May 2, 2020

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When a group of guys go out to a bar and pickup a group of girls. There is one hideous chick in the group, but in order for all the guys to get some action one of them must hook up with her. He is nominated "Mike Rowe" due to the host of "Dirty Jobs".

Jerry: "Hey ladies, let's go back to my house on the beach and get naked!"
TJ (whisper to Phil): "Phil, your turn to get the nasty one, I was Mike Rowe last weekend."
Phil: "Damn...alright, it's a "Dirty Job", but someone's got to take one for the team."

by JacknRochNY February 28, 2009

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Mike Hawk

A much better version of Mike Ock, more convincing as a real name. Sounds like "my cock" when said casually. Look it up on ebaumsworld to see a good prank.

I'll never forget the time I beat Mike Hawk at a wrestling tournament. And I'd like to thank Mike Hawk for always standing up for me.

by Thuza April 26, 2006

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Mike Aresco

Drummer of the bands Dead Skin Mask, Sa-sanctuary, and formerly of Lost Soul.(not the other mike aresco, programing director of CBS)

I have read many articles about Mike Aresco's drum work on the internet in the musical community.

by Jtravis October 2, 2005

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Bijuu Mike

Bijuu Mike;
Bijuu Mike is an awesome youtuber with great content! Bijuu Mike is known for his goofy videos and weeb personality. Bijuu Mike uploads 1-2 videos a day on youtube.

My favorite youtuber is Bijuu Mike!

by EmmaR0LL September 8, 2018

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