A sub-species of douche between the ages of 30-45, usually divorced. While this particular douche may have once been a decent human being, the onset of a Mid-life Crisis leads to increasingly douchey behavior and eventually, the transformation into a total douche. The Mid-life Crisis Douche will often begin drinking excessively and/or doing a large quantity of illegal drugs and will sleep with or attempt to sleep with much younger women in order to recapture his youth. He will also become obsessed with the gym and will begin buying expensive, tight fitting clothing to show off his "new physique." He will also have an increasing need to be the center of attention; especially when intoxicated. He often uses humor to gain the attention of those around him, and he often resorts to making jokes at the expense of others to distract himself from his own crippling insecurities. The Mid-life Douche can be spotted in clubs dancing awkwardly next to much younger girls, or in a local bar drinking excessively, laughing at his own jokes, or telling stories of his "conquests." This is a degenerative condition. Once someone begins the slide into Mid-life douchebaggery, it is only a matter of time before they morph into a full blown douchebag.
by doucheh8er June 11, 2011
Get the Mid-life Douchemug. by fieldfish January 31, 2010
Get the Mid Teen Crisismug. by JamaicanDonQ March 8, 2011
Get the mid-teen crisismug. When you get up early and go to bed late all week, and around Wednesday morning you start feeling that you can not continue this without getting a proper sleep first.
by VikiOfReadin March 6, 2009
Get the mid-week crisismug. -noun
The slit on the woman's vulva, which is more clearly visible, when said area is shaven. Also known as pussy slit.
The slit on the woman's vulva, which is more clearly visible, when said area is shaven. Also known as pussy slit.
I'm glad my girlfriend decided to shave her cunt because now I have a great view of her Mid Atlantic Ridge.
by bananafish3 July 11, 2010
Get the Mid Atlantic Ridgemug. A Millennial phenomenon in which a young adult, usually 25, who has yet to establish a career is in an odd position where they realize they turn 40 in 15 years. Individuals experiencing such a crisis are often out of college with a B.A. in the Arts and Sciences, work retail, and ruminate over the missed opportunities of youth and the crippling fear of growing old. They are compelled to find a meaning in their life, but become overwhelmed by knowing that no matter what they do, they are robbing themselves of valuable time to do something else. Because of this, they often choose to do nothing but entertain themselves by binge watching Netflix shows on their parents' account. They have little concern for the importance of money as they live in their childhood bedrooms rent-free.
Abdul, who chose a career in STEM with the knowledge that he would be kicked out of his parents' house, is not experiencing the mid-youth crisis of Jody, who's main concern is not learning the guitar he bought when he was sixteen nine years later.
by chibisatan May 4, 2018
Get the Mid-youth crisismug. Virgin “hey mid punch man can solo your favorite anime verse”
Chad “goku solos mid punch man’s verse”
Chad “goku solos mid punch man’s verse”
by anonymous April 8, 2022
Get the Mid punch manmug.