what's the time mister wolf?

A cute way of asking the time that distracts someone long enough to be pickpocketed. the source is a ninettenth century childrens playground game particularly popular from the interwar years.

Villain: What's the time mister wolf?

Rich old dude: Oh uh, heh, mister wolf, good one. Well it's eight thirty by my watch.


In this time a second villain has swiped the old mans' wallet and watch.

by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

mister

To long for another;to feel empty without

I told my girlfriend when I was in jail that I mister!

by Little K and Big Willey April 29, 2008

Mister Fister

One who fist's a woman often.

"Mister.......Fister"

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

Mister Perkins

A substitute who always has stuble


--->booty

Mister Perkins let all the kids leave class to go smoke. Weed.

by Mason November 30, 2004

mister party

The ass clown who shows up uninvited to a party, gets shitfaced, says inappropriate shit, gropes female partygoers, and makes everyone uncomfortable.

Stays long after everyone leaves & doesn't even offer to help clean up!

If that good-for-nothing, creepy bastard shoes up... stab 'im!

see mr party

by Terra Imperator May 18, 2004

Mistersmile

Mistersmile: Defined as a totally unoriginal and ridiculous name.
Seems to come from the mother of the named person.

Mistersmile (as a person) Might be very strange, mean or even cruel even though his name brings humoristic sense.

Mistersmile (as an object) Would be some kind of gun, or sexual toy.

Is also defined as a Computer geek.

'' Oh my god Mommy! How should I name my hotmail account!? ''
'' Wow.. Mistersmile iz dat cumming frum ur mommy? lolol ''
'' Mistersmile: I might be named Mistersmile, but don't take that as a fact or I might keel u! ''
'' Hey! Say CHEEZE!! (gun shot) ''
'' Hey Cassie!! Pass me my Mistersmile please :D ''

by Mistersmiley December 12, 2008

Mister Lube

"Mister Lube" is the anus lubricator in a gay whorehouse.

Your butt hole's a little dry," said Alan. "I think it's time for Mister Lube."

by scodder July 6, 2010