Micro Penis

a conditiion where your dick looks like a smurf but is not blue. Scientist need a miroscope to see that dick.
You boi you have Micro Penis cuz.
by Pyscho x NIba13 May 16, 2019
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micro progression

A term used to describe improvement over time, whether it is in oneself, a task or a situation. The term denotes a step by step progress of small improvements with each step.
It took me thirty years to become the best. It was a micro progression.
by Hugh Wards June 20, 2020
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Micro$oft

Way of saying Microsoft to term that the company wants money
John: Did you see Apple's new release?
Daniel: Hell yeah, that phone is overpriced
John: Apple is literally Micro$oft
by your dad's basement March 15, 2023
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micro butt baby

When you shove a micro-stretch Armstrong up your ass
Here, take the micro butt baby & have fun
by PeePeePooPoo1999 April 26, 2021
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micro-microscope

another term for ultra-microscope.
Viruses can be seen through a micro-microscope.
by uttam maharjan October 12, 2011
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micro cassette

I doubt people use micro cassettes anymore.
by prussland November 19, 2017
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micro happiness

Micro happiness is a state of pleasure derived from small, fleeting moments of personal joy and a sense of accomplishment. These moments can be achieved by such trivial things as winning a video game, successfully cooking a difficult meal, driving to work and hitting nothing but green stoplights, enjoying a really good cup of coffee, cleaning one's house to perfection, etc. These are all temporary accomplishments which only impact the moment, have little bearing on one's entire life as a whole. They trigger endorphins, a critical brain hormone which causes temporarily bliss and tranquility. Daily rounds of micro happiness are are emotional landmarks for helping a person get through the day with satisfaction, and deemed critical to one's sense of self worth.

The larger accomplishments of life would induce states of "macro happiness," such as marrying an ideal mate, having a healthy well-adjusted child, landing a dream job, overcoming a deadly disease like cancer, winning a major award in one's professional field, etc.

An unhealthy preoccupation with pursuing micro happiness can become a trap for low income people whose life is so limited that pursuing the larger goals (macro happiness) is close to impossible. So they might abandon any hope of striving after macro goals, and instead settle into a never ending, daily ritual of chasing after an assortment of micro goals. They become reliant on the endorphin-producing moments of micro happiness they temporarily trigger.
She successfully replaced the dryer belt all by herself, and the feeling of pride and micro happiness it induced lasted all day for her.
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