When you meet a Michael, you will instantly fall in love with him. This is due to the spore cloud produced by Michaels upon meeting a new person. He can be very adorable at times whenever you are upset or just extremely hilarious. This is a ruse. A Michael has a seemingly perfect personality. They are comedic, loving, caring, cute, armed, dangerous, and nearby. They occasionally have personalities. He will hug you when you need one, even maybe kiss you. Again, do not be fooled. This is how Michaels begin the assimilation process. He does everything according to the hive mind and goes with the flow of consciousness that connects all Michaels. Michael will be naturally good at anything, one of the effects of the hive mind. Sometimes you will think to yourself what makes a Michael so perfect? The answer to this question is, as a general rule, not worth the risk. A Michael is ruthless, they'll do anything to further their agenda of world domination. They love to be violent, and will do so at the slightest inconvenience. Overall, Michael is the last person you will ever meet. If something feels wrong, worry. Michael's got you.
Threat level: 9.8/10
Weaknesses: None
Threat level: 9.8/10
Weaknesses: None
by Rootwalla March 27, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. He is loyal and brave. He will follow the ones he loves to the very end. He's quiet and collected and doesnt care much about popularity or money yet is often stubborn and blames himself for everything. To him everything is his fault in some way and he may be strong but can be hurt by the few he lets close to him. He is brave in a way no one sees. He fears like all men but is fearless when it comes to helping someone else or protecting the ones he loves.
by Theleft August 1, 2020
Get the Michaelmug. very sus human being he likes to sing
I like it fast, right in my ass (Hehehe, heh!)
I like it right after I cut the grass
Because I'm sweaty, I don't like girls named Betty
I like men, named, Carlton
I like when they black, 'cause I get on my back
And lift up my sack, and lick my ass crack
I don't play them games, I don't play them girls
I like it when them boys rock my world
I'm from that Westbank, I am a skank
I like dick, I'll play, I'll fuck yo click
'Cause I'll bend 'em over, in the shower
I'll do it for only two dollars (Hehehe)
jkjk overall very hot, cute and awesome personality
I like it fast, right in my ass (Hehehe, heh!)
I like it right after I cut the grass
Because I'm sweaty, I don't like girls named Betty
I like men, named, Carlton
I like when they black, 'cause I get on my back
And lift up my sack, and lick my ass crack
I don't play them games, I don't play them girls
I like it when them boys rock my world
I'm from that Westbank, I am a skank
I like dick, I'll play, I'll fuck yo click
'Cause I'll bend 'em over, in the shower
I'll do it for only two dollars (Hehehe)
jkjk overall very hot, cute and awesome personality
by lolololl:) August 7, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. Michael is a secret path of which no one just simply walks down or screeches out hes name in vain its meant for real moments of frustration when nothing else can express the sadness that lingers we are
MICHAEEEEEEL
MICHAEEEEEEL
It can be used in any way, excitement, pain even a greeting, the Michael is not tied down to one meaning
by joz321 June 16, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. Michael is the kind of guy to make you laugh on your hardest days. Or when you don't expect it, he will smirk or give you a bright smile every so often. He is intelligent and has a super goofy personality. And when he shares his interests with you he will ask you to please try his interests too. Then you will adapt to them and start liking Michael even more and more until you can't stop thinking about him. He acts tuff but he's a softie on the inside. He dosnt show it all the time but, he really does care for you a tonnnnn. He will always keep the conversation going and keep things on a good level. He's silent but deadly and knows how to see around things. He is such an amazing guy, and I will forever love you M.X.M 😋
-K.E.I.S
-K.E.I.S
by Ksantos27 December 7, 2020
Get the Michaelmug. Michael is a caring, intelligent and handsome young lad who has dark blond hair and eyes as blue as Mediterranean seawater. He is a bit of a nerd but often wears sporty clothes. He might seem like an indoor person, but in reality he travels loads and keeps trying extreme sports. He has an easy-going personality, is always loyal to friends and keen on helping others. He particularly enjoys watching TV shows from the 90s and discusses characters with friends as if they exist in real life. Michael is generally a technical and practical person, but he is secretly an idealist and a romantic. He is a closeted poet/pianist/painter who longs for beauty and love.
A: You tried hang gliding, finished reading Man's Search for Meaning, rewatched season 5 of Friends and learnt to play Nuvole Bianche over just one weekend? You are such a Michael!
by not_evil February 18, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. little baby back bitch who wastes his life probably on some stupid shit like fortnite or chess. little siblings is most likely also a baby back bitch aswell and has no friends.
by yeayeayeasingingchallenge August 28, 2020
Get the Michaelmug.