Memasap

Pronounced mem - a - sap - Practically just a word to call out quietly, or to the extent where the person you’re trying to talk to can hear you. meaning : Meet me as soon as possible in our usual spot. You can use it anytime to anyone (if they know what it means, ofc.

Sammy: Hey. Memasap.
Taylor: Aight.

by mQrZ September 17, 2019

Mamaseet

This is the truncated version of the Spanish word, "Mamacita", which is used as an affectionate term for a mother or motherly figure. In American slang, it is an expression of intense emotion, typically joy or fear.

"Mamaseet! Look at the size of that tumor"!

by Bob Lillo May 13, 2005

mamaset

Night-dwelling female human - your mother, or other hot mama.
Origin: mama + marmoset, a nocturnal animal

"Gotta check in with the Mamaset, but I can't ring her yet; it's only 2pm".

by sparkieruth December 28, 2008

mamashaker

a mamashaker is anyone doing something you don't approve of taht is relating to romance. it can be boy or girl.

Caleb:did u hear Stacy made out with Jill's boyfriend?
Mary:iknow what a mamashaker.

by Sheyennea February 19, 2009

mecasting

Mecasting (me-casting) is the act of sharing information about yourself online in a way that can be accessed either by a select group of people (friends) or the public at large. Facebook, Twitter, blogging, webcam, YouTube, Foursquare, and MySpace, are all examples of mecasting. As technology advances and social media tools converge, mecasting moves closer to its ultimate goal - the ability for any given individual to supply a real-time, online, on-demand broadcast of their life, as it is being lived.

Heather spends her entire day mecasting, between her status updates, podcasts, tweets and skyping.

by sea beagle January 2, 2011

measurebate

Jerking off over numbers; getting excited about product specs/features.

Many people (especially guys) get excited about specs vs performance. "Dude, it's got 500 cubic inches of power" or "It can play HEVC."

vs someone who cares about what something actually does instead.

John's measurebating over his new iPhone 6. He won't have it for a week but he's all excited over how much better it is than his Galaxy S3.

"That dude is a total measurebator. He never actually drives a car, he just reads magazines and talks about big engines."

He prefers to measurebate over the magazine instead of actually using the product.

by Videogeek September 16, 2014

measuring rod

Einstein was known for his thought experiments with measuring rods when explaining relativity.

1 - A tool used to physically measure lengths and survey areas of various sizes.
2 - Einstein's dick.

"The rigid measuring rod is thus shorter when in motion than when at rest, and the more quickly it is moving, the shorter is the rod."

"And how big is your new TV Herr Einstein?
About 4 and half measuring rods."

by FriendlyHacker July 27, 2015