melonholing 

The act of cutting a hole in the rind of a watermelon, inserting one's penis into the hole and deriving sexual gratification.

I think I'll go home to my melon patch and do some melonholing.

melonholing by melon man January 18, 2003

man melons 

The big, juicy tits of a fat man.

That guy should not be running with those man melons

man melons by myphoneisagalaxys4:) May 4, 2015

Blind melon 

Blind melon- a person that lives life oblivious to social norms. A non-conformist. A free spirit. A blind mind.

There is a house on the corner full of hippies. Those blind melons never cut the grass.

Blind melon by Less Moreland August 5, 2017

Melody

A beautiful girl who loves people and animals. She has a ginormous heart and is very sensitve. Melody loves to take care of her family and especialy her momma. She hates curse words and likes to read. Amazing blonde hair and big blue eyes. The most wonderful daughter in the world!!

That's my Melody!

Melody by momma217 February 6, 2010

Melon 

A confusing way of telling somebody that they are an idiot.

You: I just walked into a door.
Me: Well, that makes you a bit of a melon, doesn't it?

Melon by oh-spot-on July 22, 2016

Melody

Melody is a really pretty girl with a nice ass and perfect body. She can be quite sarcastic and has a large variety of friends that really enjoy hanging out with her. She is easy to fall in love with and has many guys of different ages begging for her. She is pretty smart but she doesn't really try her best most of the time. She also enjoys sports. Be careful when you are around her though. She takes insults to heart and is easy to break inside. You can almost never tell when she is upset because she is amazing at hiding her emotions unless she wants attention. If you hurt her, she will ruin your life for you. She will pass along humiliating rumors to your family and friends, the internet, and more. She will mess with your life from afar, before finally landing a massive blow on your social life that will leave you scarred.

Oooh look at that nice ass. That must be Melody. Hey Melody be my girlfriend!
3 months later
Im cheating on you Melody. Sorry lets break up.
*Melody repeatedly stabs him with a shard of glass*

Melody by Spicyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy February 9, 2019

melon turd 

a turd that smells and looks like a melon

george has a melon turd head

melon turd by noob May 13, 2005