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miraculous medical reversal

An event which doctors have consensually denied possible because A) they have never seen it, B) they don't know how to make it happen, and C) it does not fit within the narrow guidelines of their practice, which are in place to keep patients where they are.
The patient had been diagnosed with Secondary Progressive Multiple Sclerosis, told that she would never walk again, classed as "non-ambulatory" for insurance purposes, issued a steel leg brace and a motorized scooter. Dutifully, she did not walk, or try to, for two decades. With the help of someone who believed that a miraculous medical reversal was possible, the day came when she walked into her neurologist's office on her own feet, without the scooter, without the leg brace. Her doctor responded with total refusal of acknowledgement. His practice, after all, was described as "maintenance", not cure, and what the hell was this.
by Monkey's Dad December 6, 2023
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Medical Alcohol

Alcohol that is consumed to treat a "medical condition" such as anxiety, difficulty sleeping, shyness, or restlessness.
I couldn't fall asleep last night so I had some medical alcohol - a few shots of vodka did the trick!
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 5, 2023
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Adin Hodzic -medic

Adin is a 15 year old kid who lives in Denmark who loves to play valorant and watch anime. He gets no bitches and loves to be sussy. He is bosnien and he has a Danish friend named Sylvester.
Adin Hodzic -medic
by Iknowwhereyoulive193 January 26, 2022
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Medical Redbull

A term used as an excuse to have Redbull in class. The teacher doesn't believe that the Redbull is for a medical condition, they just don't care. The student believes that they bamboozled the teacher, and will brag about it.
Teacher: "Jediah, you can't have your Redbull in class."

Jediah: "It's for my medical condition."

Clara: "Typical Jediah with his medical Redbull."
by Aunt Karen June 2, 2019
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Medication

Another word for drugs both illegal and legal
Yo bro do you have that medication i wanted
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Medical über

"I need a medical über stat! Jo Don done got caught in the bear trap this. While Sharley Mae done got caught in the master trap net. They bleed incessantly."
by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 June 3, 2020
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Shouldn't have been 'medicalized'

There it is! What did I tell you? 7 YEARS AGO I CALLED IT! HE SAID IT! I TOLD you dumb motherfuckers he wanted to do a Psycho-Pass! I TOLD YOU!
Hym "See!? He says it was 'mistake to medicalize those traits' and guess who disproportionately has those traits!? The

✌️✊️✌️Woke✌️✊️✌️ That's who! Are you woke? Who here is ✌️✊️✌️Woke✌️✊️✌️ ?See, those people are ✌️✊️✌️Evil✌️✊️✌️ and need to have their rights removed. He wants to do a Psycho-Pass! Called it! I fucking called it! Be HE described psychopaths and GUESS WHO DID ALL OF THE THINGS THAT HE CLAIMED PSYCHOPATHS DO? NOT ME! Moving around a lot. Absolutely refusing to do things he doesn't want to do (Even at the cost of child lives). Everything he said about Psychopaths UP UNTIL 2017 and NOW, well, he has a mOnOgAmOuS rElAtIoNsHiP! So none of that stuff applies. You don't get rights if you have the personality traits he doesn't like and if you have those traits, you need to be like Russell! You gotta do his incest cult to get your rights back (as a part of your 12 steps). CALLED! BLAMO! Look at that shit! Fucking NAILED IT! 7 years in advance! Shouldn't have been 'medicalized' because now you're entitled to treatment that his would REFUSE TO GIVE YOU IF LEFT UP TO HIM! Borderline personally disorder, Narcissistic personality disorder, Anti-Social personality disorder! ALL OF WHICH have crossover with ADHD and AUTISM, ASSBURGERS (According to Simon Baron-Cohen anexpert on this exact field of mental health). What did I fucking tell you? I know I'm talking about here."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
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