When you put mayonnaise in a turkey baster, stick said baster in your partners anus, and expel the mayonnaise, and they shit it out.
by Ghost9467486 July 28, 2025
Get the Virginian mayonnaise turkeymug. I ate Mayonnaise
by TheUltimateSimpNigha November 21, 2020
Get the Mayonnaisemug. by R Rude December 22, 2022
Get the Mixing up the mayonnaisemug. by Son of a Sea Snake June 25, 2024
Get the Booze Mayonnaisemug. by whomstpumpkin June 14, 2018
Get the mayonnaise popsiclemug. by Cr8ivewonder December 2, 2018
Get the Mayonnaise Sandwichmug. This substance is when you mix the following items: 15 ounces Smegma, 2 qts Sperm, 5 tbs gonorrhea infested period discharge, 1 liter of dead horse sperm and 2 expired eggs. After mixing the substances, you place it in your cabnit for 2 months, run it through the dishwasher and finally place it in the oven for 20 minutes on 400 degrees F. Finally you consume this disgusting creation with friends and family!
"My Brother and I, Zack, just whipped up some Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise?"
"Sure"
Opens mason jar lid
"Holy fuck what is that smell, what did you make that out of?"
"Family secrete recipe"
"Sure"
Opens mason jar lid
"Holy fuck what is that smell, what did you make that out of?"
"Family secrete recipe"
by JamesPage February 18, 2025
Get the Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaisemug.