dick mayo 

well i was licking my dick when all of a sudden this white stuff came out i licked it up kinda gross kinda liked it gonna try again

ME: WTF IS THAT! *licks it up* mmmmmmmm *Sayes lustfully* dick mayo

dick mayo by mmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmg December 8, 2021

white bread mayo sandwich 

When two white people have sex, ejaculate, and then lay on top of each other with cum in the middle.

He collapsed on top of her, making a white bread mayo sandwich.

white bread mayo sandwich by whitebreadmayosandwich March 25, 2017

Cinco De Mayo 

When a whole bunch of white college kids get together and have a kegger for reasons unbeknownst to them. These parties usually occur in the whitest of whitebread neighborhoods, and shirk far, far, farrrr away from what the people of Mexico actually celebrate.

Frat Boy A: Dude! You comin' to the Cinco De Mayo party tonight? We're gonna get WASTED!

Frat Boy B: Dude: I'm Mexican. That's effed up.

But I'm definitely coming.

Cinco De Mayo by jimenarocker May 6, 2009

Deer Mayo 

A condiment, usually served at Indian operated Subways. Deer mayo is made of used Indian food after digestion and comes directly from a workers butt cavity. Introduced in late fall of 07' it is now their most popular sauce.

Raj al Punjaab just came out of the bathroom with a fresh steaming pile of Deer Mayo --- Yummy!

Deer Mayo by Spoony Spoonicus March 14, 2009

Persian Mayo 

Cumming on a turkey and cheese sandwich and feeding it to your girlfriend after sex.

Layla thought the mayo was gourmet, but it was really Persian mayo.

Persian Mayo by M&W August 23, 2011

roast beef curtains with mayo

hackneyed labia oozing with female smegma

that girl's pussy was so beat, it looked like roast beef curtains with mayo.

roast beef curtains with mayo by Emma Putnam January 16, 2008

Cinco de Mayo 

Contrary to a surprising public belief, Cindo de Mayo is not a holiday of independance. It celebrates the battle of Puebla(1862), when 2000 Mexican soldiers beat back 6000 French attackers under the rule of Napolean III. This is also the day that Napolean died. So far as I understand it, the holiday is celebrated much more in the US than in Mexico. We can thank the Corona beer company and college students for this.

"Cinco de Mayo is not Mexican Independance Day. That is September 16th."

Cinco de Mayo by plasticus May 7, 2004