Mat c

Detachable cock soup cutten like carrots in soup with special sauces and very tasty all served by dog/turtle

UMM MAT C OCK IS VERY DELICIOUS MMM NICE PINK COCK

by detatchable cock February 17, 2021

mat barns

Ugly fat cunt that likes to put their dick in peanut butter sandwiches. Term used to describe fat people.

Oi; faggot your such a mat barns

by Chubby hubby456 January 8, 2018

Fat Mat

A classic pre-announced, announcement.

in typical Fat Mat style, MCU let us know they would soon be announcing their planned announcement.

This here serves as notice of an announcement of an upcoming announcement.

by Citizen 204 November 30, 2021

Splat Mat

That loud plastic unbreathable crunchy mattress protector that one uses to sheild from monsume moisture.

Good thing Ralph got a splat mat, his girlfriend just learned how to squirt!

by Wadsley June 29, 2023

Yuppa Mat

another name for a outdoor straw camping mat

Yo John! Dont forget the yuppa mat so our asses don't burn down at the beach

by riiree January 2, 2025

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by thefogiscoming5885 February 27, 2023

Bosnian Welcome Mat

a landmine

He was pronounced dead after stepping on a Bosnian Welcome Mat.

by BrandonKT1234 October 2, 2025