Marmalade flapjack

Any unusual sexual act between two consenting young people that only occurs because they both know that they're not supposed to be sleeping together. A common euphemism that went around schools in southern England in the late 1980s.

"Tracey and that there Sandra did the marmalade flapjack in the bathroom at Wayne's party and they had to replace the shower head after."

"I didn't even really need a babysitter anymore, and I proved it when me and Julie ended up doing the marmalade flapjack on the stairs ten minutes before my mum and dad got home. She still got paid and all!"

by Jack The Bodiless January 24, 2023

Mapematician

Cartographer specialising in data analytics for interactive maps.
A map-nerd who prefixes words with geo.
See also mapematics.

I studied GIS at uni... spatial science. No, not special, spatial! You know, maths and data and maps. I'm a mapematician.

by The Mapematician February 13, 2023

marenara

An idiot but we love her, she is saucy she slay

Marenara art thou stupid?

by yxel November 2, 2022

marmarmargier

awesome gamer

person1 - DID YOU SEE THE MARMARMARGIER VIDEO?
Person2 - YEAH IT WAS DOPE

by Dewarly AKA charlie April 23, 2023

marmalade sandwich

a threesome between queen elizabeth II, paddington bear and sir captain tom moore

my top search on PornHub is marmalade sandwich; i love fascist sex!

by yummytumtumsilver September 10, 2023

Marehan

The Marehan is a Somali clan, which is perhaps the largest clan of the largest Somali clan family, the Darod. The Marehan mostly reside in Jubbaland and Galmudug state and enjoy huge political power across Somalia both in recent times and historically. They are a noble and fearsome people, not to be trifled with.

Factless: Hey sir, I heard you're actually from the marehan?!
Luca: The rumours are true, little one.
Factless: OMG, landheere ina landheere, I kneel.

by Ondro January 21, 2024

Maramak

The definition of the word "Maramak" comes from the language of the sultanies this originated from the kingdom of Saudi Arabia. This word means Kis omak.

Habbi Maramak

by Mohammed Aa January 21, 2024