Officially known as the Palisades Center, the Palisades Mall is the greatest thing that ever existed in the eyes of New Jersey residents. Located in West Nyack, New York, and opened in 1998, the mall consists of four floors and an underground parking garage. They've got Macy's, Lord & Taylor, and Target. The food court offers Popeyes Chicken (which is basically drugs for Generation Z) and ChinaMax and Burger King and Wendy's (DON'T ORDER FROM THEM) and holy shit a Chick-fil-A (another Generation Z class drug) is coming. There's also a Dave & Buster's where you can legally gamble, drink, cheat, and steal tickets in order to win an overpriced Wii U.
Formerly home to Jeepers!, a Suck E Cheese's that had some amusement park rides, arcade games like DDR, and prizes including a Hamtaro plush. Yes, they had them.
The mall originally looked like a warehouse but then they tried to rival Garden State Plaza so RIP.
Formerly home to Jeepers!, a Suck E Cheese's that had some amusement park rides, arcade games like DDR, and prizes including a Hamtaro plush. Yes, they had them.
The mall originally looked like a warehouse but then they tried to rival Garden State Plaza so RIP.
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Get the Mall mice mug.The mall that hasn't had a successful redevelopment because in reality nothing would replace it. It should have been left alone instead of demolished, but unless they build another Eastland, people know that something will always be missing, and that they fucked up by taking it from them. It's like a neighborhood that no longer exists, it's gone forever now.
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Commonly either seen with a black thrasher magazine flame hoodie, ripped light blue jeans, black vans or white airforces, a chain, and some fucked up curly hair.
They are usually with a large friend group filled with other Hispanics.
Probably listens to: XXXTentacion, Lil Peep, Cuco, Lil Yatchy, Dababy, Tame Impala ect. (you know what music taste)
Probably has a basic thick Latina girl most likely with the same personality and music traits accept shes aggresively annoying and leads other boys on, and shes most likely very freaky and sexual.
They commonly claim to be good at skating and are mostly found around Zumiez, and Vans stores in the mall
but never buys a board, nor tries to actually learn how to skate. In other words a POSER.
Has airpods, and a Iphone 6s.
Usually carrys a JBL Speaker around
Names are either, Anthony or Alex or something along that
Says "yuh, yur, ight, alr, dope, bet"
Says Nigga alot, but doesn't have a single strain of black in him.
Commonly always posts black friends/mentions black friends for some reason cause he thinks it makes him cool
Maybe has a ASS soundcloud, depends on the type you meet.
Commonly either seen with a black thrasher magazine flame hoodie, ripped light blue jeans, black vans or white airforces, a chain, and some fucked up curly hair.
They are usually with a large friend group filled with other Hispanics.
Probably listens to: XXXTentacion, Lil Peep, Cuco, Lil Yatchy, Dababy, Tame Impala ect. (you know what music taste)
Probably has a basic thick Latina girl most likely with the same personality and music traits accept shes aggresively annoying and leads other boys on, and shes most likely very freaky and sexual.
They commonly claim to be good at skating and are mostly found around Zumiez, and Vans stores in the mall
but never buys a board, nor tries to actually learn how to skate. In other words a POSER.
Has airpods, and a Iphone 6s.
Usually carrys a JBL Speaker around
Names are either, Anthony or Alex or something along that
Says "yuh, yur, ight, alr, dope, bet"
Says Nigga alot, but doesn't have a single strain of black in him.
Commonly always posts black friends/mentions black friends for some reason cause he thinks it makes him cool
Maybe has a ASS soundcloud, depends on the type you meet.
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