Wiener Mustache

Some guy putting his dong on some bitch's upper lip. Looks like a mustache made out of cold hard cock.

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU FILTHY WHORE! I'M GUNNA WAIT TILL YOU FALL ASLEEP TONIGHT, AND I'M GUNNA GIVE YOU A WIENER MUSTACHE. THEN I'M GUNNA GUT YA LIKE A FISH AND RAPE THE CORPSE! BITCH!

by Butthole Brigade January 13, 2009

vagina mustache

A sexy vaginal surprise, that gvies new meaning to the term mustace ride...

My lady´s sporting a new vagina mustache. I almost got rug burn on my taint.

by Vagenious November 30, 2013

Inspector Mustache

A character in the Flash movie series, Boy and Robot.

Boy: Why if it isn't our old friend, inspector mustache!
Some voice: INSEPCTOR MUSTACHE!!

by sonicfan1000 October 14, 2006

Mississippi Mustache

A Mississippi mustache is a maneuver that takes a level of skill and preparation as well as opportunity. When your friend is passed out drunk insert your finger into their anus. Pull your finger out and smear the anal debris onto their upper lip. After you've completed these simple steps shave off your pubic hair and gently apply them onto your friend's lip utilizing the fecal matter as an adhesive.

NOTE: To be considered a flawless Mississippi mustache the pubic hair must stick to the lip.

Mark: "Tyler got drunk the other night and passed out on my couch."
Jeff: "Yea?"
Mark: "Yea. I totally gave him a Mississippi mustache."
Jeff: "Choice."

by mudblood666 January 18, 2016

mustache massage

When a female woman (with a cooder) makes out with a male fucking dude (with a penis) who also happens to have a mustache. The feeling of one mustached partner kissing another is relative to a massage on the upper inner lip of the other partner. Very exotic & rare.

Dude, my girlfriend loves a good mustache massage.

Whats up babe, you like mustache massages?

by Club 500 September 11, 2011

girl mustache

Female pubic hair shaved, with only a small Hitler mustache left.

She had a girl mustache down there, I didn't know whether to say "Heil Hitler" or "Hola, Maria".

by dingoangst October 28, 2007

polish mustache

Basically, after your bitch or lady friend comes back top side after tossing your salad, she exhibits a brown ring on her top lip.

"I know I didn't wipe too good so this bitch is definitely coming up with a polish mustache in full effect."

by Joecefius March 3, 2008