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LSHTIF

John - “then she said yo, don’t be doing that!”

Fred - “LSHTIF!”
by Apotetix November 2, 2019
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lotion brain

The superior term for smooth brain (idiot). A quirky new way to call your friends stupid.
He failed his drivers test because he ran over 5 elderly ladies during the exam. Very lotion brain of him.
by Sewpz February 27, 2020
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looting curious

When a person leaves there own home town to travel to demonstrations in large cities because they may want to dabble in looting. Not willing to break windows in their own suburban neighborhoods, these people will absolutely raid a foot locker in the capitol city. Because their own regular lives are rather docile, they lack an emotional impetus. These people feel emboldened by crowds of sincerely angry people and will only join in, not start looting.
"You think that dude would just throw that brick already and go get them kicks, those cops won't do shit"
"Ain't happenin man, that suburbanite is just a looting curious little bitch."

"Wanna go loot?"
"I will, but only if it happens organically. You know I'm only looting curious."
by war-n June 5, 2020
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LOTI

The opposite of LOL (Laughing Out Loud), LOTI means Laughing On The Inside (because are you ever really laughing out loud when you text "LOL"?). Although it is rarely used, it is more truthful, and your bros will appreciate that you are being honest with them about their not-so-funny memes.
Bro 1: *texts a Kermit meme to the chat*

Bro 2: LOTI

Bro 1: Sorry man, what isn't chill?

Bro 2: Dude, I'm more of a Mike Wazowski meme guy

Bro 1: *texts a Mike Wazowski meme to the chat*

Bro 2: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
by gr1ll3dChee$e&B@con? October 19, 2020
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lotion sleeve

1. a neoprene "holster" used to hold a bottle of moisturiser lotion. 2. A jerk-station utility that holds personal lubricant
Has anybody seen Bill's lotion sleeve?
Never touch another man's lotion sleeve.
by MosesI November 20, 2020
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Loti

Loti = Laughing on the inside. Because how many people are really laughing out loud whilst looking at their mobile device? Its more honest at least.
After hearing the joke of the day I was loti so hard I almost lol.
by The DEX Effect February 18, 2021
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Lotionize

A shorter term for “putting lotion on”
“When my hands get dry, I lotionize my hands!”
by anonymous March 1, 2021
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