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Retirement Lord

An Argentine professional footballer that made a fake retirement after he sent his penalty to Mars in Copa America 2016 Final. He cried like a baby and retired from Argentina National Team, but he still playing for Argentina.
Ramsey, "Why do you come back? I remember that you had retired yesterday. You just like a retirement lord."
by I hate Messi December 23, 2020
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Star Lord

Well Star Lord is a dude but Thor... Thor is a man. Star Lord is one sandwich from being fat.
by (BBM (best bruh moment April 29, 2019
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Sniff Lord

Someone who has a habit of sniffing their finger after touching parts of their body.
That's the 3rd time she dug in her butt and sniff her finger. She is a straight up Sniff Lord.
by MWstein November 14, 2016
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hentai lord

Someone who has over 1.5tb of hentai in a homework folder and is very addicted to hentai.
Bro did you hear that johnny has over 2TB of hentai? He's a hentai lord!
by skrrts August 23, 2020
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Lord Chumbo

A fat pink god of belly buttons that is said to travel around galaxies
Lord Chumbo destroyed planet Gustarch
by MrPicklesWorth January 17, 2019
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Lord Voldefunnel

A drinking game. Ideally played at camp sites but will work regardless of location. One person has a funnel attached under their clothes with the top coming out at their shoulder and the tap coming out of their crotch. They then procede to wander around and upon finding a target (someone with alcohol) exclaim "Lord Voldefunnel!!" and refuse to leave until the target has imbibed a reasonable amount of alcohol.
Lad 1: "They have alcohol."
Lad 1: "So."
Lord Voldefunnel: "LORD VOLDEFUNNEL!!"
by Silz Kirby September 1, 2011
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so lord

So lord is an exotic phrase originating in an ancient extraterrestrial language transcribed from Egyptian hieroglyphs. The extraterrestrials which were said to use this ominous phrase are believed to be the same ones which helped build the pyramids and also introduced humans to broccoli, an ancient space delicacy farmed by these beings.

the word has recently been popularised by the cross alien and broccoli creature named jimmy parry. she is one of the most rarest species in the world and we advise you stay clear from her otherwise she will try and graft you and flex to you!!!

as you know jimmy is a very famous person... you may recognise her from your roast dinner or the movie ET! she has alien like features with a mop of spaghetti on her head which also looks like a brocoli👽 🥦

she has garnered a lot of attention recently as she was spotted flying her ufo and taking her girlfriend abbie to ‘uranus’.

Although outdated, so lord can be used in a variety of ways to describe emotion, such as “so lord I’m in the mood for some broccoli” or “if we don’t get to watch ET soon so lord i’ll be upset”

So lord is also used commonly along with the ancient space emoji “🙈” and can typically be located in Abbie’s dms.
so lord i love driving lessons and my gf abbie so much🙈🙈🙈
by senpai sofie August 24, 2020
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