lockerism

it is a religion that says the universe is a science project made by a group of intelligent beings, and our universe is kept in one of their high school lockers. it was created by an immature boy who wanted to piss of a christian.

i follow the religion of lockerism and if you dont follow it to our overlords will strike you down.

by IM A MERCHANT BUY MY STUFF June 11, 2018

Pickle locker

Slang term for a vagina.

I told my girlfriend that if she didnt stop side seat driving i was gonna kick her in the pickle locker.

by Jail willy September 26, 2012

Queef Locker

The area below the stomach and above the groin on a woman where future queefs are stored.

That chicks queef Locker looks ready to blow !

by JerBear 1977 June 16, 2018

Locker Rush

a period of the day (most typically in schools or workplaces) where the lockers are very crowded

'Oh my god I can barely get to my locker'
'ya its a locker rush, you should've gotten here earlier'

by dino druggie February 15, 2022

pop locker

A person being so twacked back on methanphetamine that they cant hold still

Look at willy hes so spun hes

a pop locker

by fokis February 1, 2018

Lockered

(Past Participle)
1: To be hazed. Generally, by upperclassmen. Derivative of being shoved in a school locker.

2: To be completely shut out in sports or an online game. To score no points and contribute absolutely nothing to one's team.

3: Skunked.

4: Totally humiliated.

”Oh smoke! I got Lockered! Sorry about that last game gentlemen. I’m ashamed of myself.”

by alpine_w October 2, 2024

Coin locker baby

A phenomenon in which Japanese mothers lock their unwanted babies in coin lockers. It is also the name of the Vocaloid producer MARETU's song and album.

sayonara sayonara coin locker baby

by 723harajuku March 4, 2023