talking like a sausage

speaking nonsense, telling lies, not making any sense

"Whaddya mean, I don't look good in this jacket? You're talking like a sausage."

by benjamin sTone February 6, 2004

Choke me like you hate me but you love me

The first line of corpses music video "e girls are ruining my life!'

Choke me like you hate me but you love me (meme)

by DuelKatanaNinja2 January 6, 2021

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays

Something said by obnoxiously cheerfull bastards when someone is feeling tired and/or cranky. Mondays tend to be a horrible day since it's the first day of the working week. Made famous by the movie Office Space.

Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

by Blomjenny December 7, 2007

like4like

A hashtag on instagram that people use to try and get more likes on the photo.

Me and my beautiful cat!

#like4like

#follow4follow
#instagood

by Some British Bloke January 7, 2016

Ship it like fedex

When you ship two characters (typically from cartoons/anime) so hard that you have to mention the shipping service, fedex to add extra emphasis on the pair you are shipping.

-person is watching something with a friend-
Person1:"Whoa! that was good, especially the part with frank and tina!"
Person2:"Yeah I totally ship it."
Person1:"really?"
Person2:"Yeah man I ship it like fedex!"

by ThatOneAnimeFan June 16, 2016

i feel like i'm taking crazy pills!

the feeling that something that you understand to be true is so self-evident that you cannot believe that others can't see it or understand it too.

Mugatu: SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"

by snotterson July 7, 2011

Like a Bosh

Something/ someone that is great and supposed to work well but turns out to not work at all.

Claude: Why are you pissed?
Billy: This computer I bought is supposed to work like a boss but it's not working at all.
Claude: Oh, like a Bosh.

by kidokick November 21, 2010