lifecation

An ostentatious lifestyle in which physical location isn't important, facilitated by mobile technologies, allowing one to travel as much as they like. This is different from a vacation in that one must still tend to their income-generating responsibilities.

Tim: "Where's Ben?"
Alexi: "He's on lifecation."
Tim: "Huh?"
Alexi: "Yeah, he's on his yacht in the Mediterranean for 6 months doing all his consulting over a satellite connection!"
Tim: "That sly bastard."

by Alexi_K December 25, 2007

lifefish

(noun): someone who is incapable of doing what he really wants because of constraints he has imposed on himself through poor life decisions

also applies to someone who strives for or achieves superficial success

Benny is 35 years old, married, and has young children. He works at an insurance company and his income matches his expenses. His family obligations prevent him from pursuing his goal of starting a company. He does not enjoy his work but is no longer young enough to switch industries. Benny is a lifefish.

by Mr.lifefish September 6, 2009

life fuel

anything wholesome and sweet that makes you want to continue living life and hope for better days

Some of these greentext stories are just life fuel for me.

by AntiTypoPumpkin December 24, 2020

Life Subscription

Your current life subscription. The most popular one-time purchase basic plan around the world before Premium Life Subscription.

This plan includes:
- Default Settings

The world may cancel it at any time at any age or you can cancel it voluntarily when you need to.

You may want to upgrade to Premium or Luxury with your lifetime savings.

Carl: Did you know? People who have attempted to pirate Life Subscriptions have been sent to poor countries/families.
John: Shut the fuck up, you make me cry.

by ­­ June 28, 2021

Lifeliners

Lifeliners, or Lifeloser as he was known by most, was a simple man with a simple job. He worked as a toilet cleaner in the army and had been doing it for years. It wasn't the best job in the world, but it paid the bills and kept him busy. To Life, there was nothing better than the army, and doing what he was told by his superior Protobaggins. He was completely devoted to it, and his whole personality was shaped around it. He often wore army clothes off duty, and would seek validation from strangers irl and online.

Life's outlook was not all about the army though. He was married, and would often post about his personal life online which surprised most. He shared details about his family, and even posted pictures of them. However, things took a turn for the worse when Life was doxxed. His personal information was shared online, and suddenly everyone knew everything about him. He was worried about the safety of his family and decided to delete all his social media accounts. From that time on, Life learnt a lesson to not share his life story to strangers online.

Despite his love for the army, there was one thing that Life was not good at - PVP. Though he thought that he was a good player, whenever he got called out, he ran away. Life's obsession with the army didn't exactly translate into skills in the virtual world.

I clean Protobaggins boots every morning = Lifeliners

by Sparc Mac Community September 10, 2023

Zain Life

When you snake your way out of certain responsibilities, by invoking the power of the almighty Lord Zin

"Get in goals bitch, you're missed every shot on target"

"Listen bro, I've still got my Zain Life"

by Thoroughly Suicidal December 14, 2019

real life thug

when you started at the literal bottom without the help of parents/birth parents/family friends/connections or anyone and made it to the top without the help of family/parents/birth parents/connections

saad's a real life thug
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i know g he aint a spoiled brat like the rest of us who's parents built him up
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i know what a g he did it himself

by Indian cartel roasted Spics February 15, 2022