lachlan

that kid i hate

Me: "I hate that kid!"

by L337 H4X0R March 17, 2003

Lachlan

ugly assed, shit in bed with a nutsack larger than penis,
loves the cock from behind

lachlan likes it in the bum.

by angie d bro September 4, 2008

lachella

Very strict. Loves family and will beat the snot out of anyone who crosses them. Doesn't fall in love much but loves big when she does. loves to eat. Usually a voluptuous woman who's very laid back and easy going.

I joined the army to get me a lachella ..I need a real woman

by Advancedthoughts July 3, 2017

lachlan

a lazy bum with no life ambition.

hey who's that
LAAAAAAAAACCCCCHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
aka Lachlan

by HeyTherePeeps August 27, 2019

lachie

a useless and unfortunate character who's meaningless life is to be spent lifting large, heavy items and completing lowly menial tasks.

Used to working under instruction, the standard "lachie" has little or no independant brainpower of it's own.

Other spellings may include:

Lacky
Lachy
Lackie

'mon lachie, get that stuff up tae Sinclair Drive and be qucik about it.....

by Oliver Driscoll January 21, 2004

lachlan

a kid who is really pasty, really short, has his pants hitched up to his armpits, and has his shirt tucked into his underware. he is a freak who stated year seven at the age of 10 and he has an iq of 180.

Me: "I hate that kid"

by L337 H4X0R March 17, 2003

Lachtopher

Lachtophers are the biggest bad ass motha fuckas you've ever met in your life. You don't want to fuck with these guys. Some Lachtophers are small but they pack a punch the size of a whale penis. They're also very intellectual. They spend their days pondering ponderous thoughts in the enigmatic minds in which they posses. When they're not doing that they're formulating ways to destroy their enemies.

Male: I met a guy named Lachtopher last night.

Female: Yeah? And?

Male: He was surrounded by ninjas and he killed all of them before they even got to move. He then told me what was going through his mind when he was about to strike. His thought process made me pass out.

by Lachtopher's Master September 24, 2011