Heather Iona Lawson

My Best Friend.

Hey did you just see Heather Iona Lawson? she is pretty, funny and smart. She is "irreplaceable" to me. I value her more than pringles..and life itself! I just wanted to let her know.

by SPHRDLY November 18, 2011

Larson

(v) Do to produce a stench from one's anus so horrible, that the paint off the walls begin to peel off. Must linger in the immediate area for at least 10 minutes.

Dude: What is that smell, it won't go away. Reminds me of when my little brother got into a fight with a skunk.

Dude2: Oh dude #3 just larsoned again.

by KDaig September 9, 2010

learn you a lesson

Also related to the absurd patriarchal plea for control. "You must learn lessons, this is why I'm teaching you." Infamously responsible for closing the spiritually liberating "third eye." The phrase, "learn you a lesson," seems to be an unconscious, funny way amongst friends to remind one another how much it sucks to be taught by force. It's amazing how the mind never lets us forget until we forgive.

"That'll learn you a lesson!"

by Brian Kaczmarek April 19, 2006

Larson

Verb: To grossly over tighten

"He really larsoned that bolt on"

by Jordan Sullivan July 25, 2007

Flying Lessons

The act of having sex with a woman in the missionary position. You are both on an upper floor of a tall building and you're doing her on a table or desk or something against a window. After you come, you push her out the window.

So at work today, me and Jacky were having sex in the break room. She kept whining about my dick being too big so I gave her flying lessons.

by anthesiac October 28, 2008

Lashonda

a girl who thinks she is da shit,but ain't

Lashonda u need to stop trippin' u ain't da shit

by Angel December 6, 2003

lashontae

An adorable guy with a very kind heart. That cares about everyone, and puts their needs over his own. He is very sensitive, but very loyal and would do anything for the person(s) that mean the most to him. He has a hot temper, but only while dying in fortnite... he’s very very funny and it an amazing person to be around. A little clingy, but great all around.

“Damnnnn Lashontae is hella hot”

by Poptartsarelegitttt May 19, 2018