A lazy ass motherfucker who never comes out of his room and constantly beats off to gay porn while fingering his asshole.
by Wentworth kid May 13, 2005
Get the laptiwitz mug.The period of incorporating a nap whilst in the presence of a laptop. A nap which is the result of using the laptop is also referred to as laptime. The position and location of the laptop is negligible as long as the laptop is within the vacinity of the user.
"Jasmin was so tired, I found her during laptime after a hard days work."
"After a 4L of ice cream and surfing the internet, she often concludes her activities with a nightcap and succumbs to laptime."
"After a 4L of ice cream and surfing the internet, she often concludes her activities with a nightcap and succumbs to laptime."
by a.huynh December 14, 2008
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A laptop snoozer is a laptop users that will use his/her laptop so much, that they will doze off mid-use.
A term coined one Sunday night when a programmer who was testing his code dozed off in front of his Macbook Pro. At three in the morning. He woke up at seven finding himself surrounded by drool and vowels (in his code).
A term coined one Sunday night when a programmer who was testing his code dozed off in front of his Macbook Pro. At three in the morning. He woke up at seven finding himself surrounded by drool and vowels (in his code).
Me: Apparently, I am a laptop snoozer.
You: A wha?
Me: I woke up at seven surrounded by my laptop, drool and vowels.
You: Oh. Wow.
You: A wha?
Me: I woke up at seven surrounded by my laptop, drool and vowels.
You: Oh. Wow.
by SteveySA October 12, 2009
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by Richardd101 October 17, 2010
Get the Lapeyre mug.The land were u can explore as much p0rn sites as u can (I dont support p0rn)but be careful a virus might approach you.
by Poopydickcocktorturebro May 18, 2020
Get the Laptop mug.1. A stupid bitch that may or may not have been fired from the United States Postal Service. Has no idea how to do her job properly, but as we all know, "Black people gonna look out for each other at the post office."
2. A name to call someone when they really fuck up (See 1, above), but you still ain't gonna drop 'em, cause bestie.
2. A name to call someone when they really fuck up (See 1, above), but you still ain't gonna drop 'em, cause bestie.
by RyuheiAoi March 3, 2022
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