Lager Voucher

UK: Derogative term describing fortnightly British social security cheque paid to the unemployed.

Lets go and cash the lager voucher and get pissed.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Langer

An oversized person in the vertical direction. Often these people are found with large toes. When playing soccer if a player has a very hard and long kick they can be described as having a langer toe

Dave u stupid LANGER!
Out my way U LANGER?
This kid has a langing toe

by ROREMAN DEE PIPMAN DEE May 13, 2006

langer

anger at langnes, when reading the redundant posts of a langnes, the feeling generated is irritation at the author...this feeling is langer

Did you read what that langnes wrote about your idea, it was so irritating I still am dealing with my langer.

by dusano December 25, 2008

Lager Vouchers

Plural of Lager Voucher

Lager Vouchers arrive twice a month.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

lager rhythm

a common condition in where an intoxicated beer (lager) drinker displays a total lack of coordination on the dance floor. Rhymes with a logarithm.

dude 1: "He's totally embarassing himself on the dance floor.

dude 2: "I know, he must have a lager rhythm.

by strum22 April 29, 2009

Lagerphone

(Australian) A percussive instrument; an upright pole upon which are screwed/nailed beer bottle tops. The sound is produced by hitting the instrument on the floor - often at the same time as it is struck at the mid section with a with a solid piece of wood.

The produced sound is similar to a bass drum (when hit on a raised timber floor, typically that of a pub) combined with a tambourine.

That bloke's too pissed to man the lagerphone, he can't even hear the beat anymore!

by TheEvilPotato January 14, 2010

langeria

the disease of being sexy

Your looking mad fine today, are you coming down with a case of langeria?

by Ana Linjector January 24, 2011