krystie

and irish scissor loving, crazy female, often obsessed with her own sexuality.

krystie enjoys petting others feet.

by slitcie May 13, 2009

krystian

dumb as fuck has a midget penis and IS a midget.

Krystian loves watching midget porn

Hey krystian! How much midget porn did you watch today?
Krystian: SO MUCHHHH

by GEHEHHEHEH HAHAH March 19, 2022

Krista Lazou

The most beautiful girl in the world. She makes even the most horrible things tolerable just by talking to me. When I look at photos I get lost but i dont mind the least bit. Her smile could stop a man right in his tracks and kills a girl with jealousy. Her laugh makes the worst of days seem so much better. I can talk to her for hours and never get the least bit bored.
Love her xxx

Girl 1: Guess who I fucked last night!!! SAM!!!!

Me: Oh yeah..... I talked with Krista Lazou for 5 hours last night.

Girl 1: I am so jealous.

by love from xxxxx April 17, 2013

Kryštof around

To be annoyingly politically correct and picky about pronouns. Usually used in European Youth English.

I hope Mark and Amelia will shut the f**k up . I can't believe it, they constantly kryštof around.

by Vilitaf December 27, 2018

Krista

A person that is always right.

"Did you agree with what she said?"
"Oh come on, its Krista."

by krispa October 10, 2021

dirty krystle

A Dirty Krystle is when she lights a blunt neked, takes a big ol hoot up the vag, and “blows” the smoke into his mouth.

Bryan tried his first Dirty Krystle last night, and he was ripped for hours.

by Ma$3 June 5, 2020

krystal with a k

a stripper

krystal with a k do be getting it down

by CosmicBark07 October 20, 2020