Koala Orgy

When a group of people with chlamydia having an orgy

How did you get sick?
I didn’t know it but I was at a koala orgy.

by LELEGOGo September 29, 2020

cheetah koala

Obviously, a cross between a cheetah and koala. Only existing under the influence of extreme highness. Most commonly heard but never seen, makes you crave snacks.

A lot less scary than chupacabras.

"shhh, you guys here that?!... cheetah koalas..."

by ck whisperer April 10, 2008

reverse koala

A poo that lands on the front sloping part of the toilet bowl is called a reverse koala.

Picture a koala bear with its arms wrapped around a tree.
Now picture a toilet.
Now picture yourself wrapped around the toilet like the koala.
You will find yourself in reverse on the toilet.
Now take an enormous shit. Where's that shit gonna end up?
In the wrong place, that's where!

"Bro, I totally left a massive reverse koala at Jimmy's Mom's house!"

"That's fucking gross! Fucking good shit bro"

by khat5e October 27, 2009

Australian Koala Hug

When a person wraps their limbs around their significant other while penetrating them from behind during sexual intercourse, while also speaking to them in an Australian accent

Person 1: Dude last night was amazing, I did the Australian Koala Hug on my girl and she was totally into it

Person 2: No way bro!

by SapphireQueen42 September 1, 2017

terik koas

this bitch ass kid who ima about to fuck up cause he keep popin shit son, yo dawg this kid is goin to get bitched, ima fuck this kid up like theres no tomarrow,
this mofo is goin to be the target for all the anger ive had for so many years

yo i hat that mothrfuck terik koas


HB4L(HATE BAM FOR LIFE)

by SHAWN MAC January 23, 2004

Koalaing

To complain beyond reason. Any reference to;
Whining, Bitching, Complaining, Nagging, or PMS.

Hey, quit your koalaing!

by UIS June 15, 2007

Koala Bearing

when your "bitch" or your "girl" is constantly up your ass 24/7 and will not give you a second to be alone, she starts to cling to you like a koala bear to a branch

my girl has been Koala Bearing lately she wont fucking leave me alone

by Falco203 February 23, 2011