noun: fart while receiving oral sex
Usually, but not limited, to a minimal and stealthy release of gas in light of the fortunate circumstances of receiving oral sex concurrent with the misfortune of needing to expel gas.
Usually, but not limited, to a minimal and stealthy release of gas in light of the fortunate circumstances of receiving oral sex concurrent with the misfortune of needing to expel gas.
"I enjoy giving my girlfriend oral sex but no kitty farts!"
"I did a little kitty fart when I didn't want it to stop - pretty sure he didn't notice, I was pretty sneaky."
"I did a little kitty fart when I didn't want it to stop - pretty sure he didn't notice, I was pretty sneaky."
by Girl in a Swirl November 30, 2011
Get the Kitty Fartmug. Standard call for rapists before striking. Also used to express desire or simply to fill silences. Common among youths of rural Wales.
Feminine tense: Hello Kitten
Common northern version: Ay-up fluffy whiskers
Feminine tense: Hello Kitten
Common northern version: Ay-up fluffy whiskers
Teacher: "One more word out of any of you and you'll all have detention!"
Pause
Legend: "Hello kitty."
Fit girl walks past
Male: "Hello Kitty..."
Male takes of shirt in gym
Woman: "Hello kitten..."
Young woman out jogging. Male jumps out in front of her. Tense pause. He smiles.
"Hello Kitty."
Pause
Legend: "Hello kitty."
Fit girl walks past
Male: "Hello Kitty..."
Male takes of shirt in gym
Woman: "Hello kitten..."
Young woman out jogging. Male jumps out in front of her. Tense pause. He smiles.
"Hello Kitty."
by dyslexic-chyc December 20, 2010
Get the Hello Kittymug. Customary in China, you dip your testicles in milk, put them in a hole cut in a shoe box. In said box there is a live, tiny kitten with little mittens over their declawed paws. This precious feline will then play with and lick your sack and love you long time.
My wife just loves Precious, her new baby Saimese kitten. Little does she know that I played kitty mittens with her for about an hour last night.
by Donkeyboy32 October 17, 2008
Get the Kitty Mittensmug. A group of females who Have each other's backs , A group of females who ride or die together.. A group of females who party together
Call the Kitty Gang... It's time to get turnt
That Bitch was talking about my girl, time to rustle up the Kitty Gang and TCB
That Bitch was talking about my girl, time to rustle up the Kitty Gang and TCB
by Tinkypinky07 September 13, 2016
Get the kitty gangmug. The titties of kitties.
Eddie: Hey Tony, my kitten keeps sucking on this cat's breast.
Tony: That means that's his mother's kitty titty.
Tony: That means that's his mother's kitty titty.
by ShakeSicle January 19, 2009
Get the kitty tittymug. by mandste December 2, 2010
Get the kittie twistermug. A lady using her intellect and sexual prowess to compromise men and procure a favorable position in future circumstances. Often times she'll employ maneuvers to exploit the schmuck before he realizes the quagmire he's gotten himself into.
Beware she's crafty and always one step ahead of you.
Beware she's crafty and always one step ahead of you.
by Slick#1 January 23, 2016
Get the swift kittymug.