When a kitten wakes up from a nap in a clean laundry pile/basket smelling like fresh linen and new kitten
"Hey cool apartment! Wow what's that delightful scent?"
"Oh that's Miles! He's totes Laundry Kitten today!"
"Oh that's Miles! He's totes Laundry Kitten today!"
by PunkassIndustries June 19, 2013
Get the Laundry Kittenmug. by EG FRESH April 5, 2022
Get the Sky Kittenmug. Guys that range between 20-26 when you're 30+
Kittens are cute and you want to pick them up and take them home but you really shouldn't - don't feed them because they'll start following you
Kittens are cute and you want to pick them up and take them home but you really shouldn't - don't feed them because they'll start following you
"I met this guy at Shots in Wynwood and he was hot but turns out he's 23. He asked me how old I was and I said you but reverse. Total Danger Kitten, I shouldn't but... i wanna pet him"
"Wow, her son is a total danger kitten"
"Wow, her son is a total danger kitten"
by Spiritbomb_girl May 23, 2022
Get the Danger Kittenmug. by car3825 May 20, 2010
Get the pint kittenmug. To masturbate. This term comes from the saying "every time you masturbate god kills a kitten." To say how many times you have masturbated, you say I have killed x number of kittens.
Zeb: That's why I'm on facebook! (not to kill kittens)
Alex: How many kittens have you killed?
Zeb: I'll just say its technically kitten genocide..
Alex: Genocide means you killed enough of them so that they can't reproduce fast enough to fill the population void....... aw... I love kittens...
Zeb: KITTEN GENOCIDE I TELL YOU!!
Alex: How many kittens have you killed?
Zeb: I'll just say its technically kitten genocide..
Alex: Genocide means you killed enough of them so that they can't reproduce fast enough to fill the population void....... aw... I love kittens...
Zeb: KITTEN GENOCIDE I TELL YOU!!
by Ho_b0 May 4, 2012
Get the Kill kittensmug. Little kid: I'm going to hack your PSN account
Bob: you can't hack shit
Little kid: i swear I will shut your ass Down
Bob: do it
Five minutes later shit don't happen he is nothing but a Script kitten
Bob: you can't hack shit
Little kid: i swear I will shut your ass Down
Bob: do it
Five minutes later shit don't happen he is nothing but a Script kitten
by The nigger hung from a tree li April 30, 2015
Get the Script kittenmug. by Confused._.kitten March 27, 2021
Get the Confused._.kittenmug.